A curious boy and a speechless Ustazah.
A timid form one boy asked her ustazah
" Ustazah, bersetubuh tu wajib tak".
The ustazah, wishing it just a slip of the tongue, asked him back, "awak tahu tak makna bersetubuh". Wishful thinking!!!! The boy gave the correct answer and his eagerness makes the poor ustazah gave a long, lengthy explanation.
To no avail.
Because the unsatisfied boy repeated his question, " wajib ke tak?" . He definitely wanted a Yes or No answer. At last the ustazah surrendered, gave a very cliche answer, you will know when the time comes.
Heheheh... bet when I was in school xder sapa pun nk tanya soklan cenggitu, kot x mahu la melompat our ustazah. As the poor ustazah confessed to her colleague, inilah soalan mudah yang paling susah nak dijawab.
A Jerk and I
He finally send the document I asked early this year tru a clerk. I don't mind, because I don't want to see his face either.
But today when a colleague told me, the jerk called and asked him to ask`others' to submit all the benda2 tu cepat sket.... Pardon my buruk sangka.... guess dia tujukan kata2 tu to me.
I wish I could head-butt him. I wish I could strangle him. I wish I could burn him down.
Since I have no courage to do neither of the above, the best I could do to show my sakit hati-rasa-nak belasah je-mamat nih is I wont say his name ever again. Never!
From now on I will call him
The Jerk. Coz that's what he is.