Tuesday, July 18, 2006

a boy, a jerk and a soy bean

A curious boy and a speechless Ustazah.

A timid form one boy asked her ustazah
" Ustazah, bersetubuh tu wajib tak".

The ustazah, wishing it just a slip of the tongue, asked him back, "awak tahu tak makna bersetubuh". Wishful thinking!!!! The boy gave the correct answer and his eagerness makes the poor ustazah gave a long, lengthy explanation.

To no avail.

Because the unsatisfied boy repeated his question, " wajib ke tak?" . He definitely wanted a Yes or No answer. At last the ustazah surrendered, gave a very cliche answer, you will know when the time comes.

Heheheh... bet when I was in school xder sapa pun nk tanya soklan cenggitu, kot x mahu la melompat our ustazah. As the poor ustazah confessed to her colleague, inilah soalan mudah yang paling susah nak dijawab.

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A Jerk and I

He finally send the document I asked early this year tru a clerk. I don't mind, because I don't want to see his face either.

But today when a colleague told me, the jerk called and asked him to ask`others' to submit all the benda2 tu cepat sket.... Pardon my buruk sangka.... guess dia tujukan kata2 tu to me.

I wish I could head-butt him. I wish I could strangle him. I wish I could burn him down.

Since I have no courage to do neither of the above, the best I could do to show my sakit hati-rasa-nak belasah je-mamat nih is I wont say his name ever again. Never!

From now on I will call him

The Jerk. Coz that's what he is.

6 comments:

zino said...

so apa jawapan nya? hehe

what is over is over.. but what in the the future is there for you to explore..

Kengkawan said...

mana nak tau.... hehhehehe...

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