rambling tales

Anecdotes 1
it was last week. jerk came unannounced. the mere mention of him make me puke let alone seeing him. pergh!!!
"lama eh x nmpak" i attempted small talks ..thats when he was having lunch with one of my klik (eja BM)
"kurang berkesempatan, sibuk sikit" he answered sweetly. yeah rite like i dunno u r plain lazy.
he asked me abt st wic is really none of my business.
"Our fren here is the best man 2 answer that. he's an expert" i pointed to my klik
Poyo betul... buat la homework sket sblm tanya soklan..


Anecdotes 2
"Sy x nak makan" said her..
"Mkn la sikit.. what is it dis time?" d problem with woman in love is dis... mood swings..
"she said he has another woman" ayat dia lain tp sy translate and simplified it..
"she who?" i knew the he but she.. who? no idea.
"d usual, she said bla bla bla..." well i don wanna know really. that she is really a plain psycho.
"crap!!! don believe her. she's a big fat liar" thats colourful but i was damn pissed off.
"but..." nak melawan lagi dia ni..
"no buts... ask him if u don believe me"... it was d global warming syndrome i guess..
after few creeping hours (wic seems like ages).. she came back to me..
"saya kena marah. he said he don wan 2 hear that" i gave her my infamous told-u-so look
"i don believe it.. how could her.. x sangka.. mcm awin la dia".. she lamented...
"awin who?" never heard of any Awin.
"Awin.. Awin kawan kakak saya tu.. Awin selalu mcm tu.. dia cakap mcm-macam padahal hal tu x betul. lepas tu dia buat muka x bersalah je. Berani dia reka cerita lepas tu buat macam x ada apa2. Ya Allah saya ingatkan Awin je yg buat macam tu.." Dia terus bercakap.. Saya terus makan...
"silly of u... " x tau sapa yg kena tipu, tapi i was d one yg terlebih hangin...
oh.. that Awin.. i knew her... a very gila-gila bahasa one.
but at least she's still young and naive..
this particular person...she's much older than me. hopefully Allah bukakan pintu hati dia supaya jangan diulang perangai buruk tu. Nothing wrong with being big and fat..
but being big fat liar is something else.


Anecdotes 3
"sibuk ke? saya ada hal nak cakap" she was engrossed in her work, not even raised her eyes..
"not really.." i stood like a schoolkid, waiting to be punish.
"dudukla.. " i sat next to her. she was still doing her work... like her life depend on it.
" saya dah ada kawan sekarang kak..akak jangan terkejut" she said while smile nervously..
"yg keje spital tu ke?" well we r in d same chasing harry winston team, so i know.. i mean i know almost every single man in his life.
"bukan.. ni yg lain" dia masih nervous. saya ketawa2 kurang percaya...
"ni cincinnya.. murah je.. tapi beli kat Habib" she showed me d solitaire.
"sewel!!" i admired d ring.
" rasanya betul dah.." dia kata sambil ketawa2...

there was sudden deja vu seeing that..
I remembered going out with my best fren since we were in school, Shahrir (Ye En engko la tu sapa lagi?) few years ago when he told me about Ida.
"aku rasa dah betul dah"... said him. there n then i knew, she's d one. An odd old fren's feeling knowing that he was determined.
The got married a year later, i attended d wedding with Jie, Et and her hubby, halim. That was err... i hardly remember.. i never see En again.

i was over d moon.
"akak seorang je tau ye... " 4 kali dia ingatkan.
I cant stop smiling..
"double happiness beb.. kena buat baju nih.." kind of old joke wic i rarely use these days..
"siapa lagi" she was a curious case, as usual..
i handed her my henfon-cap-ayam. she smile from ear 2 ear..
"eh tapi dia kata rahsia tau"... i kind of remember... i shudnt keep d sms tho.. aiyaa..

and 2day..
she came, the lady with habib's ring n told me.. "sy cakap tahniah dah kat dia"..
i was like, "whattt?"
saya tepuk dahi dan secara dramatik menjatuhkan diri ke atas faded pinkish sofa.
"now he knows i m so mulut tempayan.."

no i m thinking wic is worst... being a big fat liar r mulut tempayan?

perghhh!!!!
rasa sangat bersalah today..


i need a cuppa earl grey green tea. but i wonder whether its green r grey..

sometimes life is so confusing..