mari menipu

I almost leap from the bed when the technician answered my question, " ada beza x?"..

"ha'a reduced sket" said him...

" dulu berapa?" ye, ye, cerita smlm pun sy x brp ingat inikan pulak 3 bulan dulu. Thats y i asked.

"sikit sangat je. dalam 1 point berapa je.. dulu xxl skang dah jadi xxm" obviously he had no clue even 0.5mm ke, o.5cm ke, o.5 kg ker still means a lot for people who so health conscious like me.

I was... over d moon, a feeling yang xder sapa pun paham dan ambik pedulikan.. hikhik... so the long wait afterwards juz nothing. A breeze.

I was in d crowded public hospital yesterday for another routine check up. The waiting hour was long and boring. What to do? more and more people opted for cheaper solution. huhu..


I read mags wic i brought from home. It almost fell outta my hand when i overheard this conversation among a middle age nurse and a 30something lady who wears a dark color lyra tudung.

Nurse: Ni ya time slip.
Lady : I nak MC, kan tadi i dh ckp i nak MC..
Nurse: Tak boleh Puan, puan x sakit, datang buat pemeriksaan jadi mana boleh kasi MC.
lady : Kenapa x boleh pulak... Saya tak nak pergi kerja hari ini.
Nurse: Puan ambil lah cuti rehat.
Lady : saya nak MC jugak... siapa nama doktor tadi?
Nurse: Ni doktor la yang x kasi MC ni puan, lagi pun memang Kementerian Pendidikan x benarkan buat macam tu...


Ha? Kementerian Pendidikan?

Sampai hati dia buat macam tu... Lepas tu dia siap lagi argue dan masuk dalam bilik nak jumpa doktor tu... Dia x nampak kot kat luar punyala ramai orang lagi... Patutla lama kena tunggu...

Misti dia x penah jumpa my ex-boss (namanya Saidatul Sahariah). She always reminds us, "kalau kita ambik MC tapi sebenarnya tak sakit,menipu la namanya, tunggu je la balasanNya nanti".


Kak Sha la yang cakap... Saya pun percaya jugak...