Saturday, June 30, 2012

unexpected

we hv hari kantin.
was asked to handle a sale which i dont really you know, like.
d kids seemed reluctant too.

but they did half heartedly kot...
few donors dah siap kasi boxful of used items..
honestly i do not know where to start.

a friend came to rescue.
(dalam gambar pun terserlah kebiziannya memegang henpon)
he handed in plenty of jerseys n asked few intelligible [whatever that means] questions
like, dah sorting harga? n all...

tu cerita ptg smlm.
dix morning, the kids had prepare the booth quite presentable, kat mata saya la..
rupanya dia x puas hati...
he came back with nail n hammer n start bertukang..

perghhhh..saya sengih smpai telinga.
d kids pun sama...
thanked him profusedly.

btw, he is among my tak_batal_air_smbhyang friend, so dgn x bersalahnya
i told him, len kali, kalau ada kerja kena gantung mengantung, paku memaku,
saya cop nk geng dgn dia..




sekian

Friday, June 29, 2012

Ada tuisyen x hari ni?

I used to hate Fridays.
Sebab ada tuisyen.
I so hate tuition, until recently.
When the Felda rep announced Tuisyen Itu Tidak Dapat Diteruskan.
I like!
hahaha oppss..

Then, come Friday, a group of kids would ask the same questions.
my answer mmg sama, "awak nak datang x?"
mesti diorang jawab "nak:.. dan saya rasa macam terbang kat angkasa..

out of 25, only 6,7 kids turned up.. 
lagi saya suka..
we could do lots of fun activities.
like today, while waiting for asar prayer, we had makan-makan..
i do not know kueytaw goreng basah kat pasar malam tu sangat sedap..
thanks to them:)

Thursday, June 28, 2012

yeayyy no 3..

the kids hv invite games today.
gud news girl's emerged champion, despite neck to neck race.
perghhhhh..

the boys came 3rd...
"tahniah, ok apa" org sebelah yang juga jiran saya dan mmg saya yakin dan percaya dia mmg xder niat lain. u see, everytime kitaorang terjumpa kat mana majlis, selalunya kami asyik ketawa saja...
tapi petang tadi, dia dapat tgk versi merah kelabu norizan adnan.
saya suoer senyap, arhhhh stress..

dropped the kids kat tepi surau, n mmg ingat nk terus balik when puan Alina(bukan nama sebenar) stopped me n dgn gembira ckp,
"bdk ni dpt no 3 tau" saya terus sentap, jap... tp napa dia gmbira?
n dia terus citer ngan sangat sangat gembira.
actually smlm saya balik umah kol 6 ptg coz tolong budak ni doing their project.
 jadi lmbat tu sbb keje last minute. their science innovation project tu mcm sgt awesome la kat mata saya, yes they put lots of effort, tapi presentation wise, ada sikit kureng la..

tp pun tu still tunjuk muka gembira. konpius..
considering last year kwn saya tu bimbing another kids buat innovation project smpai menang n siap ada production dtg buat dokumentari pasal tu...

ke saya yang kiasu sangat?

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

something sweetz

kelas full, jalan pun laju macam nak pergi berperang.
but then, bila budak- budak kecik yang panggil sambil diaorang tengah makan jajan,
kena berhenti la....

"saya nak bayar yuran" dia cakap sambil seluk kocek..
" yuran apa?" i mean, i really could not place her in my mind..

patutlah...
budak form 1 rupanya.
"napa kasi pada saya plak?" saya tanya..
"guru kelas x datang... kasi cikgulah" selamba je dia jawab..

saya Call cikgu diorang, bizi kot, x pick up...
Teaching IOI... kalau kids kasi duit, ambik je dulu...

Eh. "cikgu awak suruh kasi pada saya ke?" saya tanya... mana la tau...
if any miscommunication plak kot antara saya dan cikgu diorang, tapi rasa macam x ada.
"xder la..." yang lain jawab.. " kitaorang dah bayar, dia je yang belum" mereka tambah

konpius budak2 ni, pdhal saya x ajar diorang pun..
saya pun konpius...
hahaha...ke?
malas nak fikir..



sekian

Monday, June 25, 2012

boleh x lenkali baca betul2?

saya tulis di sini supaya tak lupa.
ptg ini berbual dengan uda tentang penerima APC. we both r happy coz all d recipients
work harder than us. x reti membodek plak tu.
well chosen.  
runsing btul ngan kaki bodek ni (x ditujukan kpd sesiapa )
please, i dont buy the ideas rezeki di tangan tuhan and all those cliche..
kalau kau buat kerja cincai-cincai, lepas tu menipu atas kertas, n lepas tu tunjuk islamik plak..
seriously, kalau betul terer bab agama misti tau masa sekolah tedika dulu pernah belajar orang menipu masuk neraka kan? 
Again.. am so happy with the list of recipients this year. 

then acho came home with penyata tahunan koperasi.
koperasi mana x ble cakap la...
saya baca, n komen n tanya n komen lagi...

"last year punya booklet mana?"saya mcm hangin. sy x peduli hal lain, yg penting bottom figure tu. acho pun mcm hangin, sbb kakaknya byk songeh.

apsal kot org dtg mesyuarat agong koperasi, duduk kat tepi pintu n kot boleh nk cpt balik je?
haishhhhhh

apakah?



cute..
now its time to stay free from trouble
coz, there's nobody to back me up :(


pic from google

kalau kakak saya x bersyukur saja la tau...

initially, nik, my elder sister yang beria sangat nak g Kenanga Whosale City (kwc) kat kl.
tapi dia x mau naik kereta sbb jiran dia ckp parking kat top floors.
for some unknown reasons, nik gayat .

so today, saya recce jalan, guna public transport...
(Nik, adik baikkan?)

the last time kitaorang keluar sama2 naik tren, all of us fell sick for such a silly longer time than we could comprehend (its awful n u don want to know).

thats y dis time i take precautions.
it is 5 mins walk from stesen hang tuah. ok la..
but the outlets?
nantilah saya tulis betul betul..
(Nik, baikkan adik, full report lagi tu)

today Along temankan.
we had brunch at old town.
serious x best,,
n later we took tren back tu stesyen bandaraya n had proper lunch at nando's..
n talked abt everything under d sun,


i missed d 6oclock bus to tg malim..
so bila smpai it was already dark, n parking was quite far..
luckily there were two girls with heavy backpack,
I persuaded to accompany me, n they obliged.

Around 9, baru sampai rumah.
Kaki sakit, kepala pening, mata pun penat.
G mandi, gosok gigi n terus tidur..

But still.. kalau kakak-kakak saya kata nak g mana-mana,
saya akan tetap teruskan aktiviti merecce jalan naik public transport.
Ke mana saja. Percayalah...

Jadi boleh tak datang ke rumah, cuti sekolah nanti dan tukarkan kain langsir..
serius dah buruk tu, kakak kakak ku..

Saturday, June 23, 2012

impian ke langit biru

sebab sekarang saya sedang memandang ke langit..
sambil berkira  kira...
kalaulah semua yang saya nak dalam kepala ni tercapai...
wud i b d happiest person on earth?

on second thought,
i m afraid of height... gayat..
might be i shud stop bermimpi setinggi langit.

sekian

Friday, June 22, 2012

this is really not good part 2

Following this incident so I've been mildly warned.
Haishhhh...
That's why I didn't go to her in the first place when the problem occurred because I definitely sure she'll say "kenapa orang lain boleh?"

Know what, from my reading, manusia ni boleh dikelaskan dalam beberapa kategori (saya cuba tidak menunjukkan sangat kecondongan pengelasan saya). Pada minggu pertama lagi saya dah masukkan dia dalam kategori yang sesuai dengan sikapnya dan sadly to say, I was right since the start.

From my reading too, I've learnt how to handle this kind of people.
Ok.. ni sebenarnya ayat kecik hati.
I came short from saying, "cuba buat kalau boleh".
It is not lack of effort, sometimes please accept ada benda-benda yang sangat di luar kawalan.
I mean, of course you could not call The President Of Uganda to stop the rain, (ok tiada kena mengena)

For the record, I've asked around 5 people to do it too, in case saya sorang je yang bengap. But like me, they couldn't fixed the problem too, in the beginning. No, I wasn't do it at the eleventh hour, been trying since the day the notice came out. I don't deserve those "look" ok.
(perghhh.... serius saya kecik hati.)

And this morning...
Everything is ready.
One of the 5 friends memang dah sediakan semua.
Saya tinggal turunkan tandatangan saja.

Kalau saya kurus 15 kilogram, mungkin saya melompat2 kegembiraan.
Tapi saya gumuk, hodoh rupanya. Jadi saya cakap "I lap u" saja lah..

Later, baru saya terfikir, semakin lama saya too much lean on him.
this is really not good....



Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Semakan analisis peperiksaan sekolah (saps.moe.gov.my)



Tahu tak sekarang tuan-tuan dan puan-puan boleh menyemak keputusan peperiksaan sekolah anak-anak walau dimanapun berada?
Walaupun sewaktu sedang bercuti di Alaska, Alabama atau menontong wayang di Chihuahua.
(ok.. melebih-lebih)


Ini pula laman yang sama, Untuk para guru bertungkus-lumus mengemaskini keputusan peperiksaan dan pentadbir memantau hasil dapatan, dan pihak yang sepatutnya pantau sekali lagi dan mungkin juga berkali-kali.

Inilah cerita sebenarnya yang saya nak tulis.
Saya sangat STRESSSSSSS sebab for some unknown reason, there is NO data for my class.
I've tried like.. FOREVER.
My colleagues pun facing d same problems, but then they managed to get through buka the website tengah-tengah malam.

And the Pertemuan dengan ibubapa is like... FRIDAY.
if things get worst, saya nak tidur kat cybercafe kot malam ni.
Dem*


Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Dah berapa kali berita ni diulang tayang?

Top official says Malaysia has claimed seven Indonesian cultures | The Jakarta Post


Top official says Malaysia has claimed seven Indonesian cultures

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The Malaysian government has claimed seven of Indonesia’s cultural products as the former’s national heritage in the past five years, Education and Culture Deputy Minister Windu Nuryanti said on Tuesday.
“We have, to some extent, a long history of disputes over this issue. I have already noted similar types of quarrels have happened seven times until now,” she said as quoted by Antara news agency.
In November 2007, Windu said, Malaysia claimed the masked dance Reog, which originates from Ponorogo, East Java, as part of its national heritage.
The Malaysian government, according to Windu, went on to claim the “Rasa Sayange” folksong from Ambon, Maluku, as a traditional Malaysian song in December 2008 and then claimed batik in January 2009 as another part of the Malaysian national heritage.
Windu said that in August 2009, a promotional spot for a TV documentary series on Malaysia, which was aired on the cable network Discovery Channel, was shown featuring Pendet Balinese dance. The Malaysian government countered by saying it was included by the company it hired to make the advertisement.
She added that Malaysia had also claimed a Sundanese traditional musical instrument made of bamboo, the angklung, in March 2010.
The top cultural official noted that the neighboring government had also claimed Indonesia’s traditional Adan Krayan rice from Nunukan, East Kalimantan, as Malaysian traditional rice by selling it under the name Bario rice.
The latest incident is the news that Malaysia has planned to include the Tortordance and the Gordang Sambilan percussion instrument from Mandailing, North Sumatra, in its national heritage.
Commenting on this, Windu said that the Indonesian government had received a statement from Malaysian officials denying that they had attempted to claimTortor and Gordang Sambilan.
“They say that they will not claim Tortor but simply file it in their national heritage. We have asked them to explain in detail what they have planned in an official letter,” she said.
Earlier, Malaysian Information, Communications and Culture Minister Datuk Rais Yatim was quoted by Bernama news agency as saying that the traditional dance and musical instrument would soon be “acknowledged as national heritage”.
The minister said on the sidelines of Malaysia’s Mandailing community gathering in Kuala Lumpur on Thursday that the acknowledgement would be registered under Section 67 of the National Heritage Act 2005.
While Malaysia is better known for its three major ethnic groups of Malay, Chinese and Indian, there are various other ethnic groups who hail from regions in Indonesia such as the Acehnese, Mandailing, Javanese and Bugis, to name a few. To make things more complicated, various Dayak tribes live on both sides of the border on the island of Kalimantan. (asa/nvn)


mood: bosan

Saya tunggu jugak kalau berita ni dipetik dalam Utusan Malaysia.

Dah seminggu. xder pun.
X ada niat apa-apa.
Saja. Suka membaca.
Inilah beritanya.

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How Malaysia’s Leader Is Damaging His Reformist Reputation

Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak has styled himself a reformer, but his government's prosecution of protesters shows he still has a long way to go.
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Najib Razak, Malaysia's prime minister, delivers his keynote speech at the Invest Malaysia 2012 conference in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, on May 29, 2012
Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak appears determined to give himself a political black eye. On June 13, government prosecutors will haul into court 10 leaders of Bersih, a coalition of civil society groups campaigning to clean up the country’s corrupt elections commission. The government is demanding damages for destruction to public property during a clash between Bersih demonstrators and police in Kuala Lumpur on April 28. At least 100,000 people marched for clean elections in the Malaysian capital that day, while tens of thousands more joined protests in 11 other cities across the country and 80 cities around the world. Whether or not the government wins compensation in court, however, no amount of money will undo the damage it is inflicting upon its own reputation by pursuing the case.
The April 28 demonstrations were a stunning show of discontent in a country where protests are rarely tolerated. In half a century, Malaysia has advanced from a poor British colony with a plantation economy to an ambitious, middle-income nation with science parks, cybercities and skyscrapers. But in a trade-off typical of Asia, the Barisan National coalition, which has ruled the country since independence in 1957, curtails civil liberties and keeps a tight rein on political opposition in exchange for delivering prosperity. That governing model, however, contains the seeds of its own decay. Malaysia’s successful development “translates into a better-educated electorate who have more sophisticated demands and expectations,” political scientist Prof. Farish Noor tells TIME. 
In recent years, the government has found it increasingly difficult to meet those expectations. According to World Bank data on the Gini coefficient, a measure of wealth inequality, the gap between rich and poor in Malaysia is larger than it is in neighboring Thailand, where inequality has been a factor driving civil unrest and political violence in recent years. Since the beginning of the global economic crisis in late 2008, Noor says there is also a “growing anxiety” among the middle classes in Malaysia “who feel their jobs and economic opportunities are threatened.”
Keenly aware of the escalating problems, Najib has tried to present himself as a reformer. The steps he has taken so far, however, haven’t done much to improve BN’s image as increasingly corrupt, ill-equipped to deal with global economic complexities and out of touch with the aspirations of significant segments of the population. In 2008, BN was shocked when opposition parties captured five of the country’s 13 states in national elections—the worst showing in the coalition’s history. If voters are more dissatisfied now, they are also more frustrated: few can see how real change can be achieved as long as the BN controls access to the media and elections continue to be riddled with irregularities. Najib’s attempts at reform “ring hollow when the electoral system remains flawed,” Datuk Ambiga Sreenavasan, Bersih chairperson one of the defendants in the case brought by the government, tells TIME. “The stark reality is that genuine reform will not benefit those in power.”
Najib has received credit for repealing the draconian Internal Security Act that was used to suppress dissent. But he then turned around and decided to prosecute Bersih leaders over the violence on April 28. Phil Robertson of Human Rights Watch contends that video evidence shows security forces were actually responsible for the clashes. The forces initially allowed demonstrators into Merdeka (Independence) Square, which the government had previously declared off limits, and then began attacking the demonstrators with tear gas and batons for breaching the area. “If the prime minister was a true reformer, he would have condemned this violence and called for an independent inquiry by the Human Rights Commission,’’ Sreenavasan says.
The irony is that Sreenavsan believes Najib truly wants to be a reformer, but is constrained by the realities of his governing coalition–he relies heavily on the support of politicians who control rural provinces in a semi-feudal style. To appease rural voters, Najib and his coalition have showered them with populist policies, such as a new minimum wage that will raise incomes for an estimated 3.2 million people and a 13% pay rise for civil servants. By contrast, they have ignored Bersih’s eight demands for freer and fairer elections, such as cleaning the voter rolls of fake names.
Enacting electoral reforms would benefit the government. The coalition would probably still prevail at the ballot box because of its populism and emerge with a stronger mandate because it obtained its victory fair and square. Instead, the rulers are opting to suppress Bersih. That will only serve to stoke a political pressure cooker, deepen divisions and undercut the legitimacy of the government. “This is nothing less than a battle for the political soul of Malaysia,’’ Robertson says. No matter the outcome of the court case, it’s a battle that is far from over.
Related Topics: barison nationalBersihcorruptionElectiongini coefficientmalaysiaNajib RazakAsia
Kat sini ada link, for further reading..

Read more: http://world.time.com/2012/06/10/how-malaysias-leader-is-damaging-his-reformist-reputation/#ixzz1yFOeaJFr

who do u have in mind?

tajuk entry sangat awkward.

it just that today signed notification about mentor-mentee programme.
(dan dan terbayang jadi Caroline yang dimakeover sehingga cantik jelita oleh Ella's team)

nope. *sigh*.
A teacher will assigned a student to be his/her charge and guide him/her to excel in public examination.
basically that's the point.
but I have a better idea. (again Ella and Caroline's image flashes my mind)

"Oh... saya sangat harap dapatla orang yang saya nak dalam kepala saya sekarang"
being a babysitter, I can't keep secret from the kids. Besides, I AM excited.

"Alammmmmmmm (bukan nama sebenar)" diorang jerit simultaneously.
"heh?' terkejut. "orang lain la" saya sambung..

Seriously, apakah?
For the record, memang saya terkejut.
Ke sebenarnya saya sangat pilih kasih sekarang?

Boleh tak diorang ni bezakan yang tersurat dan tersirat?
Memberi fokus lebih sedikit atas urusan pembelajaran mengikut tahap kemahiran seseorang, memang tidak ada kena mengena dengan being a teacher's pet ke hapa.


Monday, June 18, 2012

alcoholics?


Thanx god, apa jua jenis minuman memabukkan adalah haram bagi penganut agama Islam.
Sangat jelas, at least sampai dua minggu lepas saya rasa jelas lah..

It juz that last Monday, Man tegur saya sebab muka moyok.
Tak. Saya tak bercerita sebabnya, instead saya mendengar Man bercerita (i like!),
dari satu bab ke satu bab.

Mulanya pasal  basikal, then orang kampung dia (for the record he was my senior in school so i do know few of his org kampung), then pasal durian, then kebun durian, then pasal tuan punya kebun durian yang kaya.

Citer pasal tuan punya kebun durian tu yg membuatkan saya gementar (hemmm gila).

Man ada kawan sekolah, ayah dia meninggal awal n tinggalkan banyak tanah. Kawan Man kerja bidang F&B kot, sangat sosial. Mula2 minum (bukan air sirap) sbb customer tinggalkan lebih then try saja. Then lama2 addicted.. beli sendiri.

"Ko ingat murah arak tu?" Man tanya. Salah kaunter.. Saya x pernah sentuh, beli lagi x.
Make short, bila dah ketagih, dia pinjam duit kawan sekampung dia. Pinjam bukan sikit-sikit.. sebab x best minum sensorang.. mestilah ada perempuan sekali (ayat Man).  
Dalam masa (Man berhenti kira umur dia kot)... haaa 20 tahun, maka habislah semua tanah kebun, tanah getah, tanah tapak rumah, tanah kebun durian (saya menambah2 disitu) tergadai kat kawan dia. 


"Skrg dia apa pun xder ko tau" Man cakap ngan serius.
"Isteri ngan anak2 dia" saya tanya, dalam kepala ligat memikir.
"Dia lelaki misteri, dengar dah kahwin tapi xder sapa org kampung pernah jumpa isteri dia. balik kg pun sensorang je" Man cakap.

"oooooo" saya jawab sambil berfikir lagi..
"Dia call aku baru-baru ni nak pinjam duit, bertahun x pernah jumpa kau tau.." Man cerita.

Well, lepas tu Man masuk cerita memancing pulak ngan orang lain.
Saya pergi keluar, dan mendail satu nombor.
Engaged.. aa tournament, saya lupa..

Saya akan cuba lagi mendail nombor itu.
bertanya khabar dan mengingatkan (dengan penuh rasa hormat dan takzim dan sedikit menyibuk )
bahawa ada sebab kenapa Allah haramkan arak..

Doa-doakanlah ye..

Sunday, June 17, 2012

hari bapa

lagi...hmm
i miss my father even more

Saturday, June 16, 2012

this is really not good....

"weh apsal x ckp nk g interview?" tu saya tanya direct je. xder bunga2 pun.. malas..
org pompuan mmg gitu eh, org x nak cakap sebok nk ambik tau, i guess tu la kot yg berlegar2 dalam fikiran En eX, yg kbtlan ada kat situ.  laaa x kan nk teka2plak. malas la saya.
of course la dia jawab panjang lebar.
oklaaa one thing i m sure, he never change heee.

"sangat manja dia tu, boleh ke?" macam Man dua ari lps, saya pun mmg mulut tempayan gak.
so, I related dis piece of news matter of factly to En A,because they r close fren.
I mean if one's x  nk g mana2 without one another pas tu saya lak kena replaced tu bukan close ke namanya.
x paham btul saya (again ni pndgan pompuan)  if u keep an open secret dari close friend.

"a 'a mmg manja ".. Encik di depan saya jawab. mata saya mmg otomatik sepet tu rasa nk terkeluar dari soket.
"hehe... samala" saya jawab sambil tuding jari pd dirinya..n we both ketawa2.
benda2 x masuk dalam sasaran kerja tahunan mmg x masuk dlm agenda perbualan. Ayat habis di situ. Tidak bersambung.

x manja ke kalau bdk jatuh sakit dlm bilik drjh dia,then hntr wakil suruh panggil saya.
I mean.. we have teacher in charge weekly.
kenapa dia suh awk? few asked when i was coming back fr d clinic.
oooo sbb kita pgrus pasukan. ble saya jwb mcm tu. soklan diorang ada smbungannya tp saya buat muka bizi je. Kalau dilayan, cerita sedepa jadi sekilometer.

"kenapa suh cikgu tu pggil kita plak?" again saya x suka teka2 baikla sy tanya.
"aku call tp hang x angkat".. tu jwapnnya... lari topik, tp biar jer la..
honestly, i really x kisah, kalau kwn2 yg saya suka call tgh2 mlm mintak tlg pun sy akan dtg.
i mean, thats what frens r for kan.

well...
x manja ke gitu?
it dawned to me that we r became too much dependable to one another.
since last yr, saya rasa mcm ada sesuatu yg x kena pd diri saya sendiri
when ms sedih2 xder beg COACh pun saya ckp ngan diorang..
at that point mmg saya sebak sgt, i mean, smer kwn saya  ada, saya sorang je x mampu beli lagi.

henbeg aje kan.? encik sz tanya
tapi henbeg coach.... saya stressed sket kat brand tu..
alaaaa beli mahal pun buat apa, bkn org tau rege... encik y ckp..
heh... saya lagi sedih..
nnti mlm karang aku bwk ko kat tpt xx melambak. mcm original ko tau.. murah je.
encik rz ckp.
we were buat kerja di luar for few days, jd diorang je kwn saya ms tu.

there n then i know.
i shud find a way out. bcoz i m too dependable to them..
Ape ke he nyer sedih xder henbeg COACh pun ckp ngan diorang..
konfem x faham..
yep... dis is really not good...

p/s i didnt buy fake coach
pp/s i didnt buy the coach yet
ppp/s manja is literal trans with from d word pampered wic carry dif connotation  in english.
pppp/s gambar mmg tidak kena mengena

Thursday, June 14, 2012

where everybody knows your name

growing up tgk sitcom cheers, cengginila...
feeling macam dlm sitcom lak at the moment.

hv hospital appointment this morning. kuar umah giler awal n before  8a.m. dah terpacak  kat spital, and do do almost 20 0thers...
diorang ni tidur kat spital mlm td?
when i placed my card, as usual i greeted the nurse on duty.
nama xtau, tapi to show respect je la..
o... and she started making small talks.
lagi shweet when she said, "memang tahu norizan datang hari ni".

well.... she don't even look at my card.
so

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Jangan cakap kat orang

Man adalah seorang kawan yang saya masukkan dalam kategori tak batal air sembahyang.

 We defined tak batal air sembahyang  as someone of opposite sex whom we have no romantically feelings whatsoever as a result sangat selesa nak bercakap sampai tak ingat dunia, without worrying orang akan fikir apa-apa pun because memang konfem xder hanky panky. Saja tulis definisi dalam bahasa lain, karang kalau kakak saya baca, panjang plak tazkirah diorang.

He is as straight as kayu pembaris, if that's what u've been thinking and happily married too. It just that kalau Man bersembang2 ngan sesapa, saya suka menyempit tumpang dengar, especially kalau dia sembang dengan Khai. Cerita diorang macam siri dokumentari pun ada. Tu pujian sebenarnya.

Today, while doing something B.O.R.I.N.G I saw Man n Shrul sitting together in a packed classroom. Macam best je, saya pun tumpang sekaki..

Memang best pun. Adalah cerita hal lain2...Tapi yang ini paling happening.
We were talking about someone (one of our good friends too) who were absent today.

Shrul: Ha'a tadi gantikan kelas diala.
Me: X sihat kot?
Man: Dia g interview..
Me: Interview apa?
Man: Interview ******.
Me: laaa x cakap pun
Man: Memangla... dia cakap jangan cakap kat orang.


gambar dari google

Hah?
Serious terbaikla lawak Man hari ni.
Senak ginjal sebab ketawa.




semoga .....

 sangat cengengla saya rasa bila berbual dgn kwn 2 minggu yang lalu.
prior to that dia ckp he' s having a party at work n well... u know...
i called because  i m afraid if he did sumthing funny.

he did.
he was really not himself, too much booze i guess.
" i m so sorry, dis is me, dis is how  we did our job... n he repeated all things about work bla bla".

well..
pernah x tgk cawan arcopal jatuh ditimpa batu?
macam tu la kot hati saya..


Tuesday, June 12, 2012

apa rasanya di puji sehingga ke langit biru?

i mean, after months of being looked down n belittled by the same person yang memuji setinggi langit itu?

"eh, aku nak g sembahyangla" boleh dia jawab mcm tu.?
i mean, kalau la dia tu pompuan, msti kitaorang dah duduk ketawa berguling n  memflashback semua drama-drama lama.

he just went off.
saya tgk smpai dia hilang dari pandangan.
haissshhh rasa nk strangled pun ada.
punyala saya eksaited berceritA, terus kena press full stop key.

hehhh..
well... i hurriedly start keter n terus blk umah.
kang kot dia tazkirahkan x pasal je..

sekian.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Puteri Caroline?

Since Jac (Malaysian Idol 1) ni la kot yang saya rasa tertanya-tanya sebenarnya mana datang suara macam dia.
People been complaining she is sebijik dot macam Ella.
Well... the first time tengok dia keluar tv masa Ella call dulu, mak aihhh... sangat sangat "tiada market wajahnya itu".


Guess Ella n her team had done a splendid job transforming her into a hot singer.
People complaining lagi, even perangai dia pun macam Ella.
She was, until minggu ke berapa ntah, dia gelak dengan overnya... (akak pun sama dik, tapi akak x keluar tv so xder sapa yang sebok nak komplen)
but then the very next week n the week after sampaila final, x pernah dah lagi dia over macam tu.
Honestly, I don't hv an issue kot Ella yang gelak2, manja2, gedik2 macam tu. She's Ella afterall.
Kot Ella skema macam penyanyi lagu "Sepohon kayu daun rimbun" I might jatuh pengsan 4,5 kali kot.
(Ell, i memang peminat u sebenarnya... i could sing ur songs tooo )


Even though I rooted for Anas in the beginning, lepas separuh akhir, I kind of mesmerised by Puteri Caroline singing stints. "She's not talented but gifted" Azmeer cakap.
Entah.. judging from her previous appearance I bet hehehehhe errr masa skolah misti x dapat A+ pun English kot (akak pun x dik sebab zaman dulu xder A+) .

That's y when she sang Steve Tyler's song beautifully...
I was kind of ternganga.

Honestly, saya x berapa ingatla finale Mentor 5 cemana rupanya dulu.
But then I guess, I would never forget Mentor 6 finale for a very long long time.
Macam sangat hebat when all the contestants beria-ia sangat nak menang.
Which is gr8.
I like Ogy's theaterical perfomances too. Anas final song yang pas tu ada Johan tu pun sangat shweet.

It juz that Puteri Caroline bagus sikit je dari diorang.
Kalau Ella baca posting ni, saya nak cakap,
 "ambikla I jadi protege u.. I pun nak jadi cantik macam Caroline jugek... pwleaseeee" (sambing kelip2 mata dan lentokkan kepala)

We love u Ell..

7.01


goshh...
rasa nk mlompat.
n i hv promised d gang for handling prize giving.
dem*.
instead of pakai baju yang dah diseterika since last nite, i grab baju yg ntah apa2
because tudungnya  juz sarung je.
n looking for handphones.. cesssss
no wonder lambat, talipon for some incomprehensible reason, alarmnya x berbunyi pun.
my fault...
tried to call one of my frens, couldn't reach him. aisey!
calling others wud be time consuming..
so i spEd off..

still, i am late for the prize giving.
mesti kecik hati diorang...
:(

Sunday, June 10, 2012

almost over

ouchh!
This morning we bid good bye to adiba, kokuman, the twins n daniel.
Ya n ecah were also went home with baby n mak long.
we'll miss em badly. thats for sure.

after they left, mak capai cangkul n terus gardening.
adik capai kunci motor n g kerja.
uda g turun, n i left for 12A.
macam nak cuci kain n mopping floor.
tapi d floor is sparkling clean, thanx to nadia n the twins yang hari2 mop lantai.
i lost my desire to consume any food.
ngehhhhh.... n instead of cuci kain,
i try to read a story book.
Cinta Pandang Kedua tajuknya..
either buku tu mmg x berapa best, r mmg mood saya x berapa bagus.
after third chapter i put it down n fell asleep.

Saturday, June 09, 2012

finally we r home

safe n sound.
baby came all d way to hand in spare keys..
then we have a blast!

once home, everything is back to normal.
gosh! i wish dis hol wud never end.
every day with em is... er.. is...
no vocab to express my feelings
maybe i shud try google translation too...

nite:)

di manakah kunci itu?

ntah..
we were bz preparing pizza to bring back to no18.
then the girls packed their bags while i was sapu sampah, cuci pinggan, simpan tilam bantal bla bla.
at the same time d girls simpan all d bags in the car.

tau tau by the time nak gerak, kunci pun dah xder.
wahhhhh cari sampai jumpa. saya mmg hangin giler..
hari dah maghrib, ayah diorang dah tunggu kat no 18.

called baby n asked for spare keys.
hopefully dia smpai awal sket..
as usual, saya rasa sgt nak nangis

dan dan teringat..
banyak tahun dulu sewaktu saya masih lagi g pasar sungkai naik PDY,
satu hari saya tumpangkan sorang makcik..
gila hangin dia masa tu...
"tu lah.. makcik ni nk cpt, sekali anak makcik hilangkan kunci motor plak pagi ni"
hahaha saya ketawa...
barulah skrg saya tau perasaan makcik tu


iz it really Saturday?

oooo..
why does time always flies during holiday?
i had to repeat the question again to aisyah, either she Had completed her holiday homework or not.
the last time, dia x siap n nangis x mo g skolah.mmg pesennya gini kot.


feeling better this morning so make nasi arab, roasted chicken, soup n samosa for tea. it did not look nicely though.
how i envy u guys who could cook anything, n post it to d blog.
mine is hideous.

even kot saya photoshopkan pun, it wont look ok.
the bright side sbb bebudak ni lapar kot, semua pun habis je.

late nite visitor

woke up at 3a.m n intended to watch d first  Euro12 games.
nope, i m not into futball. saja xder kerjaya.
the sight of d girls scampered on the living room really put me off.

lupa.
kazen ejat n his new wife, cu na n twins r in 12A.
because they were stucked in massive traffic jam@northsouthhighway last nite, so they decided to sleep over.
saya mmg suka org dtg, but then i was under d weather last nite, so 
nak angkat cwn pun x larat means nk kemas rumah pun x larat jugak
sgt  x presentablela...

only dis morning i had a chance to chat with them,especially the new bride.
and i havent talk to my aunt, like forever... 
d last time we met she was bz preparing fo ejat's wedding.
i wished they wud stay longer...


Friday, June 08, 2012

google translate

i saw nadia use it weeks before,
to write a posting on fb wall in korean.
YEah right.
When i was her age, we were so crazy about madonna, nkotb n maikel jEksen.
No need to buy nEw dictionary then..

juz now i saw her using google translate again.
to read my blog.
apakah..?

patah lagi:-)

2nd bed in two years.
just gr8.
Bad news, it would take years before i could afford a new one.

GOod news, nadia need not much persuading to complete her holiday homework this morning.
`  Tak siap homework  bila mak andak balik dari ik©a nanti awak siapla`.

perghh... dan dan itu nadia, saffi n saffi ambik buku n start digging something worthwhile.
of course i did not go that far for a bed.
aisyah n i went to the nearest

 celcom centre.

The bed could wait..

Tuesday, June 05, 2012

Not in my trolley please.

"kenapa nak pergi Teluk Intan?" Saffi tanya.
Ntah.. saya lagi suka pergi beli groceries kat Teluk Intan. Murah sikit kot.
Dan ada Menara Condong.


 Hah.. hari sangat panas.. pun ye..

Then we did groceries.. Pergh.. RM299.20.
Sangat ingatkan barang yang dah naik harga.
Once sampai rumah... banyak betul barang yang saya x sedar ada jugak.
terer budak2 ni bershopping.. and ada 3 barbie dolls sekali.

On the way home, we stopped at Bazar Nanas, because Saffi, everytime lalu situ Abah dia akan stop nak beli buah. Then kat hujung tu ada kedai 1Malaysia. Tak tau pun..
Mak, dan dan beli beras.. sebab dia cakap sangat murah.

Just gimme all..

The twin (Saffa and Saffi) and Aisya currently spend their holiday @12A.
Yesterday morning we started off our day early. At least I, myself started off early.
Preparing brunch at 6.00 a.m because I promised to do grocery with Mak.
I make Nasi Arab (saya tibai je resepi dia since couldnt find buku resepi) and the side dishes as well.

Then pay a visit to Maybank.
Finally, Mak had given us the "windfall" . Dengan jayanya saya telah mengarahkan anak-anak sedara pergi mintak kat my siblings so that I could bank-in their money in KPF.
Except Nik who prefer to go to HQ with her husband. Naik motor tu, rajin betul.
Uda and the bros cakap nak simpan sendirik.
Angah went back to Kedah early morning, x sempat nak mintak.

"Kenapa Mak Andak yang simpankan?" the girls tanya.
"Sebab Mak Andak kan sister yang solehah" saya jawab.

Diorang diam sambil kerut2 muka.
Tapi jawapan sebenarnya ialah...
Ok...

Saturday, June 02, 2012

Another gathering



Currently no18 is having organised chaos.
With 16 anak2 sedara, you just could not have a peace of mind.

Danish cried his eyes out because Luqman (that's a cat name, mind u) took his ball.
Naufal and An could not sit still showing off their new singlet.
Luqman, Zudin n Iman watching tv.

The girls are either chatting among themselves r menempel kat mak diorang yang tgh menyembang.
Bro-in-laws as usual having their quiet discussion on certain topic which they have a mutual interest(hint: hijau and putih)

Pics cuma ada yang kat atas tu je la.. bila dah ramai2, xder siapa cari kamera lagi

Syoknya cuti

Especially when you could linger on bed as much as you can..

Then, weeding d grass. Thinking of working on vege patch this morning..
Anyway.. have to rush for family gathering.
Today is Cousin Ejat's wedding in Teluk Intan.
All will be there, except Adik who works on weekend,
Acho and me too.
Coz suddenly Acho x leh balik awal, even though initially we plan to go together.

Tapi dengan berseleraknya Adnan's clan there (30pax) I bet my Cu Na won't notice.
So I could be back to Split Second reading..