perfectly normal

Nama kita Izan kak...

2012-02-15T22:04:00.003+08:00

Pagi ni, seseorang yang cakap tak tahan dengan KC tu datang jumpa saya.

"Akak rasa akak x nak melawan la.." dia mulakan perbualan. Saya ketawa-ketawa.

She gave her reasons which I found so interesting. It lead to another amazing chat yang takder kena mengena dengan KC pun. She's an amazing woman, could learn lots from her.

I don't think she knows my name.

"Kak, nama kita Izan kak, harap-harap kita jumpa lagi" I yelled to her, sebab dia terburu-buru nak masuk kerja.

"ok..ok.. nama akak ________, jumpa lagi ye" dia lambai..

Sekarang saya dah lupa pun nama dia.

Dan KC juga, sudah saya lupakan.

Hey this quote sum it up how i felt 2day..

for more klik here

Hari yang stress

2012-02-15T21:35:00.002+08:00

Sebenarnya hari-hari dalam minggu ni saya stress.

Saya fikir orang lain dalam team kali ini pun stress jugak.

Teamwork sangat bagus, kecuali dua orang yang saya baru kenal, 6 orang yang lain, saya sudah biasa bekerjasama. Sepatutnya tiada masalah, sememangnya tiada masalah.

But then, at the end of the day, kepala tetap serabut, tidur pun tak berapa nak lena.

On something unrelated,

On Monday, I was deep in something tedious when an old good friend invited me for brekkie. I wasn't in the mood to eat when an hour later she called asking me to meet her at the canteen.

Yesterday, I was rummaging through files on my teammate table (to no avail) looking for a missing document when she invited me again, for brunch. I declined. Minutes later she came again.

Her: Sibuk lagi ke?

Me: Sikit-sikit je.

Her: Jomla makan

Me: Macam xder selera la. Awak sihat ke?

Her: Ok.. ermmmm saya pregnant

Tak tau la berapa minit mulut saya ternganga. Then I hugged her tightly.

Kalau gembira tu macam bunga, hati saya macam bunga matahari - besar, kembang dan girang.

Kalau gembira tu macam pokok, hati saya macam pokok Andalas, rendang dan teguh

kalau gembira tu macam gunung, hati saya macam Gunung Kilimanjaro (saya harap puncak gunung tu panas dan berangin, saya tak suka gunung sejuk dan berais)

kalau gembira tu macam makanan- hati saya macam sup sayur - jernih dan berwarna warni.

kalau gembira tu macam air - hati saya macam air soya. sebab saya suka air soya.

Air mata dia menitis, saya pun sama.

Ada perkara-perkara yang payah nak dijelaskan dengan suara, tapi kawan lama yang sentiasa dekat di hati.

Saya tinggalkan semua kerja yang tak siap dan pergi makan bersamanya.

Dia belanja.

Bila kerja tak siap saya stress.

p/s saya x berani nk paste gambar kawan saya tu, tapi dia x kata pun suruh rahsiakan..

Mana nak tau, tak payahlah kecik hati, teacher ni pun..

2012-02-15T21:25:00.002+08:00

Itu memang ayat standard yang saya dengar sejak bertahun-tahun lama.

Semalam saya balik lambat, jadi tak sempat nak singgah untuk ambil latihan yang the kids buat.

Akan tetapi (ayat buku) alangkah hancurnya hati saya, hanya satu kelas saja yang siapkan tugasan yang saya tinggalkan.

"Korang sengaja eh..." saya cuit bahu seorang daripada mereka, sambil kasi sebeban buku, yang patutnya diorang ambil je la sendiri, meja saya tu bukannya ada kunci pun, Berat tau tak saya mengusungnye ke bawah.

"La... tak tau pun, napa Ce x cakap?" dia tanya sambil tersengih-sengih..

"dah pesan dah dari minggu lepas kan.. kecik hati tau" sebenarnya saya lebih risau karang kertas yang di xerox tu membazir je. Membazir perbuatan syaitan, ustaz saya pesan dulu..

"Mana nak tau, tak payahlah kecik hati, teacher ni pun..." dia jawab sambil ketawa-ketawa.

Saya pun. Apsal tetiap tahun skrip diorang sama je?

Saya cepat-cepat menuju ke kereta cap ayam.

Takut saya lewat lagi.

Buanglah dia dari senarai rakanmu, tetapi jangan sekali membalas dendam

2012-02-14T20:03:00.003+08:00

Perghhh tajuk gila panjang.

Yang ditiru dari sebuah buku motivasi tulisan Dale Carnegie, dibaca pada tahun 2006, jadi tajuk pun dah lupa.

Patutnya macam tu la kan...

yang sudah tu sudahla.. bukak buku baru.

Jadi beberapa minggu lalu, bila seorang lelaki yang tidak saya kenali bergurau," kenapa korang hantar KC ke sini" saya tersedak sedikit. Sumpah saya tak kenal dia. Itulah pertama kali kami berjumpa. "kenapa?" saya bertanya. Dia bercerita panjang-panjang. Disudahi dengan " dah ___ tahun saya kerja, tak pernah jumpa orang macam KC".

Tentu saja KC bukanlah nama sebenarnya.

Saya sangat takut hendak melayan cerita gossip dengan orang yang tidak saya kenali. Jadi saya tersengih saja dan nasihat, "dengan dia cakap saja YA". Itu nasihat saya terima sewaktu saya menangis di hadapan kawan saya dulu.

Sehari dua ni saya selalu ke tempat kerja KC.

"Dia memang macam tu ke? tak tahan betul" rungut beberapa kenalan saya. Seperti biasa saya akan cakap, "cakap je la YA dengan dia".

Pagi semalam saya bersarapan dengan kenalan baru, (sampai sekarang saya tak tau nama dia).

Kami duduk semeja dengan 3 orang yang lain. Mereka sedang berbincang sesuatu yang menarik perhatian saya, tanpa sedar saya menoleh.

One of the smiled, 'where from?" dia tanya.

"Papua" I said sweetly..

"Haaaaaa cuba kau tanya dia, memang KC tu macam tu ke?" asked one of them?

Diaorang pun elaborate la.. ayat standard saya, "cakap je la YA, kalau tahan la.." saya tambah.

"Tak tahan dah ni" one of them jawab dengan ekspresi yang marah.

Saya ketawa. "Beritahulah dia kalau tak setuju atau tak suka, that's what I did". I told them.

"Lepas tu dia banned tak?" another asked, later I learned that dia memang berhasrat nak melawan.

"Lebih kurangla.." I answered truthfully.

We talked lots, and I heard lots too.

" tapi under dia we got many sponsors.." add in one of them.

"that's her specialty" I simply told them.

" heh.. aku la yang dapatkan sponsor tu, tapi dia cakap dia yang dapatkan hishh" said another.

"ye lah... memang sblm dia datang donor dah janji nak kasi pun, bukan dia yang cari" kawan dia yang seorang lagi chip in.

Saya pun ketawa lagi. Tanpa menyiasat satu terus percaya.

Sebab saya pun pernah terkena.

Satu hari seseorang kasi saya duit.

Me: duit apa ni?

Rakan 1: Duit yang akak mintak hari tu.

Me: Macam.... ada ke?

Rakan 1: Ni surat permohonannya.. (gave a letter)

Me: I wasn't sign it.

Rakan 1: Betul kak tapi selalunya kasi donation pada akak kan?

Me: Yeppp.. but apa ceritanya ni?

Rakan 1: tak taula.. orang suruh kasi I kasi la.

Me: Rasanya from what I heard, KC yang nak donate as a token of appreciation, so apa babit ngan korang pulak? Berapa kali korang nak donate? Ari tu kan dah kasi banyak?

Rakan 1: Ambil je lah kak, saya ni buat keje je Kak.

Me: Akak pun penah pegang jawatan awak dulu, sebab tu akak rasa tak patut kalau donate banyak macam ni..

Rakan 1: Dah orang suruh kita ikut je la kak.

Tu ok la...

Sebab dia paksa saya ambik.

satu pagi yang lain, saya kena sergah,

Rakan 2: Wehhh brp banyak korang nak mintak ni? Tak cukup lagi ke?

Me: Mintak apa?

Rakan 2: Hari tu korang mintak 1k, pastu RM500 ni mintak lagi, hilang akal ke hapa?

Me: RM500 tu duit apa?

Rakan 2: Duit untuk____.

Me: Tak tau pun..

Rakan 2: Yang sekarang ni dah nak RM____ pulak.

Me: Tak mengakula.. The thing is, from what I understand, KC cakap dia yang nak donate, duit dia beb, apsal lak korang yang kena keluar duit?

Rakan 2: Aku x pedulila... yang aku tahu kitaorang sengkek asyik nak sponsor korang je.. Macamla korang ni spesel sangat..

We are not special. Never felt special pun.

Yang sangat special tu KC. Dia hebat. Hebat giler!

Beberapa minit selepas perbualan suam-suam kuku di atas KC naik ke atas pentas, menyampaikan pelbagai sumbangan sempena pemergiannya ke tempat baru.

"Sumbangan seterusnya ialah Rm1000 kepada ______ daripada KC". Pengacara tu umumkan macam tu. KC tersenyum manis bersari gula madu. Sampai saat saya menulis ni dah hampir setahun berlalu, tak pernah lagi saya dengar dia nafikan sumbangan tu daripada dia.

Saya memberi pandangan "i told u so" kepada Rakan 1 dan Rakan 2.

Rakan 2 cakap, "aku tak peduli, korang memang suka mintak duit"

Rakan 1 cakap, " ha'a nampak permainannya".

Kalaulah saya ada kuasa eksekutif yang besar, habis semua pingat-pingat dan darjah kebesaran dalam Malaysia ni saya kasi pada KC.

Mungkin dengan cara itu dia akan berhenti mengejar personal glory.

Ironinya bersembur-sembur dia cakap pasal peri pentingnya kerja sepasukan.

Sangat-sangat ironi.

Whitney Elizabeth Houston - I Will Always Love You Too

2012-02-14T19:38:00.002+08:00

Ramai je penyanyi wanita yang bersuara sedap.

Mariah Carey pun best juga, Avril Lavigne pun ok. Beyonce dan Adele pun hebat giler..

Cumanya, lepas tengok filem The Bodyguard, saya fikir alangkah hebatnya kalau saya jadi Whitney Houston. Dahla kurus (penting tuu..) dan cantik, talented pulak tu. .

Bila dia nyanyi lagu I will always love you tu.. Uishhh..

Tu belum cerita lagu I have nothing lagi. Kalau sayalah jadi macam dia, mesti saya hidup bahagia sampai ke akhir hayat.

Rupanya tidak eh..

Rest in peace.

Ni rumah yang kitaorang tidur.

2012-02-10T14:16:00.005+08:00

Tak berani nak tulis lebih2, nanti tuan rumah marah hahahhaha..

Gila best sebab ada gym... Bangun pagi kitaorang bertiga terus naik gym. gila ke tak gila..

Dapur pun cantik, sebab tu tuan rumah asyik masak je. Actually saya dah pesan kat Aisyah ngan Zudin, makan aje, jangan komplen sangat sebab Cik Len awak anak tunggal memang dia tak pandai sangat memasak, makan la sikit-sikit sebab nak jaga hati, nanti saya akan bawa makan di luar.

This was their comment when we bid gudbye.

Aisyah: Abang kata nasi goreng yang Cik Len masak tu sedap sangat.

Me: Oh awak suka ye?

Aisyah: Ayam pedas semalam tu pun Ecah suka. Sedap je Mak Andak..

Zudin: Zudin hairan, kenapa Mak Andak kata Cik Len tak pandai memasak?

Me: Entah... tak pernah pun Mak Andak tengok dia memasak sejak Mak Andak kenal dia.

Zudin: Mana Mak Andak kenal Cik Len.

Me: Classmate masa kat universiti.

Zudin: Ok je dia masak Mak Andak. Tapi Zudin paling suka alat senaman tu. Nanti kita beli nak..

ha'a saya pun suka...

Rompin - beyond expectation

2012-02-10T14:00:00.004+08:00

Serious!

In 2006, rasa macam Pekan koboi je..

Kagum je perubahannya.. Bagus kot Datuk JJ ni (Jamaludin Jarjis).

Serious cantik dan bersih. Bersih sungguh pun saya rasa.

Did not take many pic though...

Ni Rompin's landmark, Sailing Fish statue. Cantik betul.

We went to Sunday Market. Excited tak tentu pasal tengok baby shark. Tak beli pun, sebab x reti nak makan.

By the way, the Sunday Market was huge. Apart from exotic food (laksa johor pun ada!) do grab baju kurung Pahang. Reasonable price and the quality is good too. Great bargain!
Comel je namanya. Their locally own chain store. Tapi saya tak pergi pun sebab dah bawak semua kelengkapan termasuklah 6 bar coklat, sebungkus epal, dua bungkus roti, 3 botol yogurt bliss dan berbungkus2 biskut munchy's. ehehheh

Pekan yang tiada signboard di Kuantan

2012-02-10T13:50:00.003+08:00

Kitaorang pusing tapi tak jumpa.

Pusing lagi, tak jumpa lagi. Dan lagi dan lagi, sampai fed up.

Then I called Len. Then pusing lagi, dan lagi.

Lama gila. Penat lak tu.

Finally we found it. Ada rupanya... satu je pun..

It was late, so could not explore Pekan.

By this time, Aisyah and Zudin were restless..

So we stopped and took dis pics.

Ni sebab tak puas hati sebenarnya.

Indeed, pekan is a clean and beautiful place.

East Coast here we come!

2012-02-10T13:26:00.004+08:00

Last time saya g east coast naik bas. Tahun 2006. Sehari lepas tu
baru saya sedar wallet xder dalam beg. Atau dalam bahasa lain, tertinggal beg duit. Masa tu nak bayar bil hotel.

Tertinggal dalam kereta rupanya... iskkk.. Baby gave it to Jie, n he came all

way from Subang nak kasi wallet kat saya yang berada di Kuantan masa tu.

I know. Kawan yang baik susah dicari. Jie memang baik, termasuklah kawan yang sponsor saya masa tak ada wallet tu, Len nama dia. (Ko memang best Len... serious!)

Last weekend, buat kali pertamanya AGM Pemabu diadakan di Panti Timur. Ac

tually last year kitaorang plan nak buat kat Pantai Timur gak, dah booking dah Impiana Cherating, tapi diorang kenselkan (x dapat refund katanya) sebab Presiden kena keje on w

eekend..

Therefore, this time around, saya betul-betul tak mau naik bas .. errr dan

tengok jadual kerja supaya tak kensel lagi.

Ni kakak saya, Nik dan anaknya yang sama saiz tapi baru Form 1, Nadia. Nik sangat tak harap kalau saya jalan jauh-jauh sensorang. Jadi saya bawa dua orang anaknya. Bukan Nadia. Meeting point dengan Burger King Sg Buluh. Baru lepas breakfast.

Ni la peserta Rombongan Cik Kiah. Zudin n his babysister, Aisyah. They were so excited. Makan pun tak berapa lalu...

We reached Kuantan quite early. Waktu Zohor la gitu. Pusing punya pusing punya pusing, tak jumpa pun signboard menghala ke Pekan. Both of them melompat2 dah starving. Suddenly we saw few heli on d field. We were not the only 'jakun' here... Orang lain

pun sama.. hehehe

Guessed they were transporting some dignitaries kot. We waited until all d heli gone, Zudin was over d moon.

Later we had lunch at Ayub Ikan Patin which located behind Maybank building. The sambal tempoyak was outta dis world. Anyway, we were famished, so no one remember to snap pics.

an impromptu

2012-02-10T13:06:00.003+08:00

She broke down while presenting on "my father".

The thing is, I prepared plenty of simple topics.

food.drinks.recycling.father.mother.teacher.flower.night market.

yepp things like that.

As long as they could speak coherently, is enough for me.

Oh.. I was fined 20 sen yesterday for speaking English.

"why not?" I asked in dismay.

"Sepuluh sen lagiiii" they yelled at the top of their lung. Ngehhhh..

"Lupa ye? Semalam Ce* cakap tak boleh cakap bahasa English dalam kelas", Fikah Alias reminded me.. Ohhh okkk.. honestly, I totally forgot.

Ok.. back to the girl.

She broke down after the 5th sentence. A few of her friends were in tears too.

I was touched to find how deeply she missed her late father.

Me too dear.

All the time.

p/s gambar dari google

Suffian Hadi

2012-02-08T15:23:00.003+08:00

Yesterday, Baby and I promised to take Zudin n Aisyah for Nasi Arab. Apart from that, I wanted to buy new running shoes too. We were at Baby's crib when her phone clicked.

Me: Sapa?

Baby: Pian

Me: Napa?

Baby: Dia ajak g beli barang

Me: Ehhh g la..

Baby: lerr nantila lepas mkn n beli kasut dulu.

Me: i m full n d running shoes could wait. go..

Baby: lorrrrrrrrrr

Me: ehh.. pian tu..

Baby: Pian aje la..

Me: Sebab tu Pian la, ble kensel.. go la..

Baby: Ko sewel eh..

The thing is, i like Pian for many reasons.

He was Baby's ex-classmates during their uni years.

He lend his most expensive shoes for Yus wedding (Yus wears loafers all the time). Besides, he asked politely, "Andak, boleh x tumpang semayang".

Baby: lerrr itu je sebabnya?

Me: Budi bahasa tak boleh dijual beli la weii.

Sekian saja cerita saya.

Hari hari kecik hati..

2012-02-08T15:18:00.002+08:00

semalam.

"selalu pun macam tu kan? halfway.." rungutnya, antara dengar dengan tidak.

no elaboration though. i hate myself even more.

GPS bergerak

2012-02-07T07:21:00.002+08:00

Loooooooooooong before GPS became too available, nak g mana pun dalam Malaysia saya akan tanya Jie dulu.

Especially tempat-tempat yang saya tak pernah pergi.

Jadi Jie akan taip kan pelan dan hantar ke telefon bimbit. Saya pun baca banyak kali sampai hafal. :Lagipun pelan Jie sangat precise.

Contohnya gini,

"Jalan terus sampai nampak bangunan XYZ sblh kanan. opposite ada bangunan XYY jalan terus lagi sampailah traffic light ke 4 dari situ dan masuk kiri. Straight, nampak flyover jangan naik dan masuk kiri"

Saya pernah try guna GPS, tapi saya tak tahan dengan sora pompuan dalam GPS tu, bising sangat. Kenkadang, saya tak mau la menyusahkan Jie.

Saya belasah je pergi.. Ended up jenuh saya memusing dalam Kuantan last Saturday. Len kasi plan but then I still couldn't find the exit, as fast as I should *hmmph*

On the way back from Rompin, I memorised Len said Muazam-segamat-muar. I found Tangkak instead of the original plan, to take a shortcut to Malacca. Hahaha. Not her fault la kan, maybe dia cakkap lain, dan saya dengar lain.

T api yang ni memang HER fault.

On the way from Malacca, Baby called asking us to sleep over at her place.

and she texted the plan.

"exit Putra Mahkota, stret jumpa simpang empat, masuk kanan, jumpa t junction. masuk kiri stret sampai jumpa roundabout, amik kol 3. then stret n jumpa u turn, sampai jumpa guard post".

waaa detail giler.

Ended up dekat sejam pusing2 kat jalan yang sunyi giler.

Sebab bila turn right lepas simpang empat tu memang sah2 jalan tak ada orang. benci betul..

Jie jugakla GPS yang paling tepat dan cepat.

isnt dis world a crazy place?

2012-02-03T13:21:00.002+08:00

Vanessa Williams yang cakap.

Life could be crazy at times.

Hingga ke hujung nyawa kot?

Ho ho ho holidays

2012-02-03T12:27:00.003+08:00

Ni saya dan Fid, yang takde kena mengena dalam ini pilem

Sangat panjang - sehingga hari Selasa.

Jadi pagi ini saya keluar sangat awal, tapi bukan 6.29 pagilah...

Cuti panjang, kerja pun jadi banyak. Orang lain pun sama, saya rasalah..

Minggu lepas saya melawat kawan, bila saya bergurau terus dia menangis.

Saya cuma cakap, "ce jangan buat muka stress".. itu je.

Itu pun dia nangis. Sebenarnya dia memang tengah stress, dia tanya jika saya boleh membantunya, Mestilah saya jawab boleh.... kawan kan... through thick n thin katanya..

Jadi saya berjanji nak membantunya hari ini. (Ermmmmmmmm saya stress pulak dah)

Cerita pasal bergurau nikan..

Pada hari Selasa hujan lebat... gila lebat.

Seperti tahun lalu, kawan saya (x berani tulis nama nanti kena marah) x mau keluar kereta. hahahhahahahaha... dan asyik menalipon. Saya pula, sebagai balaci, x tak berani membuat kesimpulan sendiri, jadi I'll call him to report all d time. I mean ALL the time.

Me: Kita jadi johan keseluruhan laaaa...

Him: Macam mana boleh jadi macam tu pulak ye? (sambil ketawa).

Sebagai tradisi selepas tamat acara, saya akan berjumpa dengan semua orang untuk mengucapkan terima kasih, only dis time muka diorang macam, STRESSED.

Ada yang berlari, dan saya ikut. Saya jalan je la...

Pendekkan cerita after not more than 10 mins, d victory stripped off from us. Pendekkan cerita, while returning the cup I jokingly said, "Kita rasa macam Yuna la kasi hadiah ni semula pada Anuar Zain". Nobody laugh. It was gloomy.

Bad timing. One of the crews said mmg boss dia dah pesan, kira betul2 jangan jadi macam AIM tahun lepas. "Ok apa kalau sama level ngan AIM" I teased them. Seriously, from d look on their face, saya tau kot boleh diaorang nak tendang saya masuk longkang...

Wait... I am from the victim side here....

Okkkk... maybe that's y diorang x sampai hati nak tendang saya masuk longkang..

Afterall, ok apa jadi Yuna.

Cabaran terbesar dalam hidup ialah tidak naik hangin bila dihampakan, saya rasalah..

On Monday (gila tak sequencing ni)

Saya merasa berkecil hati dengan kata-kata seseorang.

"Hello, ada ke dia cakap macam tu, x buat homework ke hapa?" saya cuba mempengaruhi kawan saya yang tak mau keluar dari kereta tu (masa tu kami duduk di tepi padang)

"Aku tak rasa apapun." He replied.

Tapi saya tetap jugak berkecil hati. Saya lak yg lebih2 defensif. Saya tau kawan saya dah buat sehabis baik, sampai hati seseorang tu dengan POYOnya insulted us.

Enough on that.

So today, dengan POYOnya saya tak nak melapangkan diri membantu seseorang itu.

Sangat childish!

The truth is, Friday before a long holiday, is kind of hectic for me. Please...

Besides, dis weekend we will have PEMABU AGM.

This is d time of the year, I feel young n vibrant again.

Ohhh ... I can't wait.

Sangat pilih kasih..

2012-02-02T14:04:00.003+08:00

gambar hiasan^

Kot ye pun dia nak respect Coach dia pun janganlah melampau sangat.

It was almost 3p.m. and I was stuck with few kids who haven't complete their intended task.

While packing his things, Murugesu (not his real name) talked about nasi lemak.

Murugesu: Awal giler coach datang, time saya g beli nasi lemak dia dah sampai.

Me: What time?

Murugesu: 6.30 pagi kot..

Me: Elehhhhhhhhhhh tomorrow I'll come earlier than him 6.29 a.m.

Chong who sits next to Murugesu: yeee la tu... selalu teacher la lambat sekalikan..

Me: Iskkkkkkkkk tengoklah.. 2mrow I'll be here at 6.29.. mesti punya la

Murugesu: teacher... techer nak buat apa datang awal2?

Me: Coach tu boleh. Apa bezanya..

Murugesu: Dia lain, dia banyak kerja...

Ermmm..

Sangat dalam maksudnya.

Ermmm...

*deep in thinking*

patutkah saya berkecil hati?

Platonic

2012-02-01T16:36:00.003+08:00

Agaknya sebab saya membaca surat lama bertarikh 1994 tu kot.

Tak ada apa yang pelik.

Pelik sikit kot bila setiap kali November bila saya telefon kawan saya tu, after he thanked me this was our usual conversation.

Me : Kita first x wishing u happy birthday?

En November: x la... X, Y dan Z dah call dah dulu...

Me: Alaaaa.... diorang ok x? cakap apa?

En November: ok... ntah ada ker diorang tanya ko dah wish ke belum. Pelik aku...

Me: Heh apa kena mengenanya pun.. bis tu ko cakap apa?

En November : laaa aku cakap la belum.

Me: Ler..... len kali cakap je kita yg first wish... hahahha

Pelik kot.

Or maybe platonic never exist in their vocab.

Guess that's why I never dared to call him again after he got married..

Guess platonic never exist in my close friend's world too.

That's y u didn't call me again kan, dear cute friend? ( i re-read ur letter too, especially d one with 9 pinky pages 10 yrs ago)

pls... whatever ur assumption abt me n anuar zain (bukan nama sebenar) wic happened in 2008 is baseless. see... it's 2012 n we r still fast frens. i tot u know me more that dat.

sudahhhhhhhhhhhhhlaaaaaaa kata kawan baik sampai mati...

oh pergilahh

2012-01-30T14:37:00.002+08:00

kalau boleh..

meanwhile i keep wondering..

why oh why?

on something unrelated.

ntah.

it keeps bugging me all day..

sila lah pergi.

Dari teman menjadi cinta?

2012-01-30T12:19:00.001+08:00

Sangat x sesuaiiii..

nonetheless, i still found this song so soothing.

Yesterday once more

2012-01-27T15:22:00.004+08:00

Boleh tak saya keluar awal sikit? saya sangat kurang sihat", sebenarnya kepala saya macam nak pecah. Spinning macam

gasing.

The kids terkebil-kebil...

"Please... kepala saya macam panas dan pusing2, boleh ye saya keluar awal sikit?" saya rasa macam nak nangis. Nak muntah pun ada.

"Masa ce* dah habisla" one of them answered, few of them terkebil-kebil.

I glanced my jam teka-teki. Ha'a dah 3.15p.m. Means, since morning I spend most of my free time correcting exercise books. Penatnya mata saya, penatnya otak saya, top of all loyanya tekak saya.

After Maghrib I correcting bundle of books which I took home. Stopped just before Isya' and after that saya gila x larat lagi. I did something to lift up my spirits.

tengok surat2 lama yang survived

suka ati guna sampul surai kaler apa pun, kiut eh..
guna pen kaler apa pun... sangat kit..
tahun 1997, saya still simpan. surat paling lama tahun 1994 (dari ko la En) still simpan sebab dai cakap dia suka lagu KRU hahahhahahahahhahahaah

Kad raya dari Izzati, when she was 1.

Comel kan.. masa tu awak kurus lagi Long.....

ermmmmmmmmmm

makin pening kepala saya...

i miss em badly..

2012-01-27T13:15:00.002+08:00

Lama dulu I read a good motivational book dia cakap, "what behind the close door should remain there". Bagus eh..

Bila dia SNAPPED saya, I never tell a soul. Banyak lagi kerja lain nak buat.

But then, few of my friends rupanya di snapped sekali.

Sangat hebat dia ni. Baru datang dah snap sana sini.

One of my friends who hurt deeply sebab di snap tak tentu pasal said something which I will remember eternally.

"Satu hari kalau kawan-kawan kita perlukan pertolongan, kita akan usaha sedaya upaya nak membantu, betul tak? Tapi kalau macam ni lah cara dia, mungkin tidak agaknya".

He uttered those words sadly, tapi saya ketawa bagai nak giler. I found it hillarious. Because if that particular person did her homework, she will know how silly she is snapping around like that.

So, when lately she called me, I did not pick up.

When she asked for help, I turned it down once.

Then, she did something so lame, asking someone else to relay the message, which I ignored.

And today, she did it again.

"Kalau awak yang mintak tolong saya akan berlari2 datang tau" I told one of my colleagues yang tanya apa ke he nye? Dia pun pernah kena snap jugak dulu. hahahha...

Pas tu saya buatla kerja tu, tapi dengan hati yang berat...

Pesanan kepada diri sendiri - Janganlah snapped orang sesuka hati, buatlah homework dulu.

If only u didnt't start...

2012-01-26T12:50:00.002+08:00

Heh...

Ada hari orang cakap kita dengar je..

Kesian... walaupun x setuju kita sengih.

Sebab malas nak layan.

Ada hari, kita lagi kesiankan diri sendiri.

Kesiankan telinga yang dah makin tebal dengar caci maki.

Kesiankan poket yang makin kempis tapi tak pernah dihargai.

Jadi kita pun cakaplah, yang betul dan sebetul-betulnya.

Bertanyakan soalan yang dah lama kita nak tanya?

1. At least I have ....... (fill in the blanks), Kau ada?

2. Ada kita mintak duit kau? Ada kau kasi duit pada kita?

To be frank..

I m really miserable after asking those questions.

if only u didn't start...

Splendid!

2012-01-18T15:38:00.002+08:00

if i could own a bicycle.

hmmmmmmmmmm

Andai dapat kuundurkan putaran dunia

2012-01-17T14:59:00.002+08:00

Ni Ejat.

My wunnerful cousin, he is an engineer.

Her mom called my mom n later my mom spread the gud news to us that Ejat will tie d knot during this coming Chinese New Year hols.

The pic was taken in 2009, during her eldest bro wedding.

I managed to come, because at that time I was Malaysian size n could fit in anything.

Not this year.

Hari-hari saya tanya soalan yang sama.

Bila la nak kurus?

Because most of my dress look like baju pinjam lately.

Why la baju ready made eventhough XL pun, sangat kecik?

Kecik hati saya...

10.02 - rintihan hatiku

2012-01-17T10:04:00.002+08:00

hmmm...

this year the single session kicked off.

went into the staffroom n flabbergasted.

a chubby 13 year old girl sobbing uncontrollably.

3 teachers worked hard to calm her down.

"kalau awak x berhenti menangis saya campak awak keluar" I switched off my muka-askar-mode.

This I learnt 2 years ago, during athletics camp when a little girl meronta2 nak balik rumah during Maghrib, after a glass of teh tarik n muka askar dia ok je. Prior to that, berbuih2 dipujuk dia terus jugak menangis, until the camp comandant snapped at her.

"awak d*t*ng bul*n ke?" I asked her sternly.

She nodded.

"stand up" I ordered.

She did. As I suspected, her white dress is badly stained.

"Ambil ni dan pergi tukar. Jangan menangis, semua orang pun ada pengalaman ni" I told her n smiled sweetly.

Uda took her to the ladies to wash her stained dress.

Loooooooong time ago, Kak Jah, my colleague used to wash the kids dress whenever the similar incidents occured.

Talk about multitasking..

sekiranya kau tahu

2012-01-17T08:15:00.002+08:00

early morning.

saw him, standing there among his peers.

"u were absent last week eh? g shooting mana Aaron?" since his name rhyme with Aaron Aziz, of course I'll call him Aaron.

"mana ada.." that is the kids favourite answer.

"Last Friday yang"

"mmm uhuh.. uhuuhh.. g mahkamah, mak ngan ayah saya nak bercerai" he answered softly.

I shouldn't ask.

Mungkin lebih biru langit di sebelah situ?

2012-01-16T15:44:00.004+08:00

Mungkinkah?

Perghhh...

I keep asking this question to myself lately.

After a friend told me that she has a frequent visitor.

"Oh why she keeps coming?" I shouldn't bother, but the nature of me, curiosity gets the better of me.

"Dia saja nak sembang" She replied with a long face.

Me: Eh?...

Her:Dia tak tahan dengan suaminya, selalu marah-marah. Dah la sakit suka tengking2 pulak.

Me: Lerrr orang sakit memangla sensitif... sabarla.. ye tak?

Her: Dia cakap dia macam nak mintak cerai je sebab x sanggup jaga suaminya.

Me: Then cerai je la... pergilah Pejabat Agama. Kenapa nak bawa-bawa cerita?

Her: Tu la pasal. Pelik jugak.

Me: Tak baik kan.. bukan dia tu kerja ..... (fill in the blank) ke?

Her: Tak tau pulak.

Me: Ntahla nanti kita check. If it's true, she shouldn't behave this way. She should know better.

Her: Yang tak tahan tu, dia kata dia doa suaminya cepat mati.

Mak aihhh...

Honestly this particular friend could not comprehend this.

"My mom jaga my late dad sakit berbelas tahun tau sampai dia meninggal. So does my aunt. Lagila my late uncle kena stroke sampai tak boleh urus diri sendiri, my aunt tu jaga punyala teruk. Tak pernah langsung dia merungut" said her.

Is that why people said only fools rushed in?

I don't know.

In my humble opinion, if the spouse is really-x-leh-pakai-punya-orang.

Dumped him/her when he/she is still could look after himself/herself.

Leaving him/her when he is not in good condition (health/financially) is inhumane.

The thing is, my married friends favourite line is "kalau aku tak kawin macam kau pun x per. Lagi senang hidup aku agaknya".

Of course it wasn't true.

Langit mana-mana pun sama je birunya.

Atau kelabu.

Atau jingga.

Either you are married r single you r looking at the same sky.

Pesta Ponggal

2012-01-16T12:56:00.002+08:00

No.

Have never attend any.

It just that, I was told by the shopkeeper yesterday that they could not photostat my worksheets because they were short of manpower.

"Heh... pergi ambil dit RM500 ke" I asked.

"tarakla kaka, ada India punya raya" he answered.

"ohhh Ponggal?" I asked again.

"tau ka kaka?" He asked back.

Tergamak dia tanya..

Saya dah tau pasal Pesta Ponggal atau Harvest Festival ni since I was 16.

Our classmates showed us her Ponggal photos.

But then, the only thing that we noticed was, abang dia yang saaaaaaaaaaangat hensem.

Lebih hensem dari Aaron Aziz, I tell you.

Therefore, instead of asking what Ponggal is, we asked tonnes of questions on her gorgeous brother.

Perghhhh... teenagers, what do you expect. (muka tak bersalah)

I was told that her bro was quite a popular singer. Too bad I don't remember his name.

If not I could googled him n see whether he is still as stunning as before or has he gain weight. Hehe.

btw, i googled on Ponggal from here and here is what I found.

Thai Pongal (Tamil: தைப்பொங்கல்) is a harvest festival celebrated by Tamilians in the Indian state of Tamil Nadu, the Indian Union Territory of Pondicherry.^[1]^[2], Sri Lanka, Malaysia,Singapore and Mauritius. This South Indian festival, Thai Pongal, is timed by an astronomical event - the winter solstice.^[3] Pongal is traditionally dedicated to the Sun God Surya,^[4] and marks the beginning of the northward journey of the Sun from its southernmost-limit, a movement traditionally referred to as uttarayana.^[3] It coincides with the festival Makara Sankranthi celebrated throughout India as the winter harvest,^[4] and is usually held from January 13–15 in the Gregorian calendar i.e. from the last day of the Tamil month Maargazhi to the third day of Thai.^[5] This also represents the Indic solstice when the sun purportedly enters the 10th house of the Indian zodiac i.e. Makaram or Capricorn.^[5]

The saying "Thai Pirandhal Vazhi Pirakkum" (தை பிறந்தால் வழி பிறக்கும்) meaning "the commencement of Thai paves the way for new opportunities" is often quoted regarding the Pongal festival.^[5] Pongal Tamils thank the Sun god (கதிரவன்) for the good harvest and consecrate the first grain to him on this 'Surya Mangalyam'. Tamilians decorate their homes with banana and mango leaves and embellish the floor with decorative patterns drawn using rice flour.^[1]

Andai kau jujur memahami

2012-01-12T13:55:00.002+08:00

Uhuh..

Kinda busy week.

It wasn't until I overheard someone pissed off that I realised, what kind of "tricky" the matter was.

She's barking the wrong tree, nonetheless.

The talking tree who loves gossiping around.

That's aside, I wonder why people love telling sundry and all about their misery?

Why can't they talk to the right person, so that the problem could be solved immediately.

Entah..

Asam gelugur a.k.a garcinia atroviridis

2012-01-10T16:06:00.003+08:00

It is commonly used for sour relish in curry, stew and broth.

Some said it could be used to shed some weight. Katanyalakan....

I saw, a farmer sold it at a roadside few weeks ago.

It was only RM2 for a basket. Just sliced and dried it under the sun to make asam keping.

I guessed it was ready by now.

But I don't know where it is.

I'll miss u

2012-01-09T11:02:00.004+08:00

It's been hot n humid since last week.

To make matter worst, the meeting ended at 4.20p.m on Thursday.

I would understand if there was heated argument transpired.

It was none.

Why can't people rehearse before delivering speech?

Why can't people limit themselves when it comes to speaking?

Why can't Norizan Adnan sabar sikit dengar orang bercakap benda yang sama buat kali ke sejuta kali pun?

Why can't Norizan Adnan sabar? Why oh why.

Maybe it's the heat.

Resulted, I could not visit #12A, as much as I want to.

I miss d butterfly door.

The bushes.

And the rare white bloom. The usual colour is pinkish.

Nur Amalina Che Bakri sexy?

2012-01-06T12:47:00.002+08:00

Ni gambar lama.

Bertudung bukanlah uniform wajib sekolah.

Dalam Islam bertudung memang wajib bagi wanita.

Sehari dua ni cerita Amalina kemain lagi tersebar.

Sampai terpaksala mak dia buat press conference dengan bantuan skype.

Buang karan betul. Kesian mak dia...

Apalah nak dikecohkan sangat dia bertudung ke tidak.

Itu kan urusan dia dengan Allah.

InsyaAllah, hidayah Allah akan sampai juga.

Orang yang mengata dan menyebarkan gambar tu, jangan kata nak ambil Medic, pegi UK pun belum tentu pernah kan?

At least dia buat juga kerja amal (yang ni saya baca kat sini)

Korang ada?

Besides, adakah anda yakin amalan yang anda lakukan diterima Allah?

Get a life!

Gambar tahun baru

2012-01-06T11:59:00.001+08:00

Tahun berlalu, Kak Sal masih juga duduk di tepi meja saya.

Masih juga ke kantin bersama.

Orang kata "through thick and thin together".

Literally and figuratively.

She gained weight also. Now her BMI is 24.9.

Azam baru, nafas baru, cerita lama

2012-01-05T11:17:00.002+08:00

Tahun lepas saya berazam nak kurangkan 5kg berat badan.
Tahun ni 10kg.
Sebab tanpa sebab-sebab yang saya sedari (saya tidak bersalah bang!) berat saya TERbertambah 5kg lagi.

On Dec 20th, saya mula bersenam secara terancang.
Pada 25 Dec saya berhenti, untuk memberi laluan kepada Hari Krismas (sungguh tiada kena mengena).

Semalam, selepas bercuti panjang saya bekerja semula.
Iskkk... kerja saya memerlukan stamina yang baik.
Saya semput sikit bila naik turun tangga 9,10 kali sehari.
Saya masih boleh bersabar.

Tapi bila seorang kawan cakap saya "Gemuk ye!"
Saya rasa macam... makan stroberi cicah garam. Sungguh aneh dan membazir.
Jadi hari ini, saya berazam untuk mencapai azam saya sebelum hujung bulan Januari.Sungguh tidak sesuai dengan kerjaya saya sebagai Pengurus Pasukan.

Ada ke pengurus yang gemuk?
Ohhh.. saya dah tengok jadual.
Pertandingan daerah bermula pada 31 Januari.

Pecah seribu

2012-01-02T22:53:00.002+08:00

uhuhhhh..

skrin laptop cap ayam itulah.

the thing is, #18 is still on the final stage of renovation.

Adnan's clan is having annually gathering.

rumah sempit, tak tau sapa dah pijak the lappie.

"lerrrrrrrrrrrr ,letak kat situ, memangla kena pijak" Arif cakap.

benci betul...

sekian saja.

saya sedih.

tapi ok jugak, adapternya pun memang dah nak putus.

*sigh*

The power of dreams

2011-12-30T18:37:00.002+08:00

Katanyalah... I watched the interview this morning.

"mesti take action" dia cakap.
by attending his talk, that is.

agaknya dia dah kaya kot by talking.

ni mood malas nak layan kot

12.58

2011-12-29T12:57:00.002+08:00

I don't mind listening.

As long as it is short and sweet.

Precise, not a long winded and parroting the same script.

Were told to come at 10.30.

By 11.00a.m the door still close.

By 12.20 we just entered, in the midst of ehem ehem.

A few stares and curious glances just won'y stop us.

At 12.50noon. they stopped.

Well....

At 12.58 noon still no sign of resume.

Nope. No lunch today. Want to save RM20 on fuel.

That's it.

mood: confused

Go ahead, count me out.

2011-12-26T21:47:00.002+08:00

Hahahahhaha..

Saya rasa nak jatuh kerusi sebab ketawa.

Sangat lawak antarabangsa.

Actually I wrote about it here.

Long time ago.

As usual, before I made a major decision (that was kind of major to me) I seek my good friend's opinion.

"You have to", he said firmly. The good friend, I mean.

"Will u do it for me?, please.." I begged.

"Nope. It is urs, so you have to do it. C'mon... sampai bila? " He answered shortly. Jarang saya dihampakan...

It took me a few istikharah and months of sembahyang hajat before I said the line.

Just that. The gud friend urged me to be firm n precise. Besides, I hate small talks.

Couple of days ago, while I was choosing "gift' for someone who fell sick, I received a phone call.

At first, I was flabbergasted, and a bit hurt.

How could you be so mean and putarbelitkan cerita, when all I said was only those two sentences?

After much thought, let just say

A leopard cannot change its spots.

Once a --- always a ---- .(fill in the blanks).

Ariff Alfian Rosli

2011-12-22T14:04:00.002+08:00

Saya jumpa berita ni kat sini.

Lepas berhari-hari baca berita tentangnya di Malaysia.

Hmmmm...

Semoga Allah selamatkan kita semua, di dunia dan akhirat..

_________________________________________________________

The Irish Times - Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Malaysian Muslims seek action over man 'missing' in Ireland

CARL O'BRIEN

A MALAYSIAN student who reportedly had a civil partnership with an Irishman has been caught up in a political storm of controversy in his home country.

Ariff Alfian Rosli (28) has been resident in Ireland since moving here eight years ago to study medicine at a university in Dublin.

After an apparent disagreement with his son in 2009, Mr Rosli’s father reported him missing to Malaysian authorities.

In recent days, pictures emerged on the internet which appeared to be of Mr Rosli in traditional Malaysian dress with his civil partner in Ireland at an event at Dublin City Hall.

The pictures were published on the front pages of some local newspapers and have been the source of criticism from numerous political groups in Malaysia, where same-sex sexual relationships are illegal and punishable by up to 20 years in prison.

The Malaysian police have been urged by Muslim groups to investigate the issue on the basis that Mr Rosli has failed to adhere to the country’s Islamic laws.

The controversy has prompted the Malaysian prime minister’s office to issue a statement pledging to investigate the matter.

An official from Malaysia’s ruling political party is reportedly due to arrive in Dublin later this week to convince Mr Rosli to return home.

Mr Rosli yesterday told The Irish Times he was not missing and wished to correct inaccurate comments about him in the Malaysian media.

“I am not missing. The Irish authorities know I am legally resident here. The Malaysian embassy has also been aware for several years that I am residing here legally,” he said.

“I feel I have have been inadvertently thrust into the public eye. I just want to get by without upsetting anyone or causing any trouble. My overriding concern is for my family.”

He declined to comment on whether he had a civil partnership or was involved in a same-sex relationship. Homosexuality is still a taboo issue in Malaysia.

Advocates for gay rights say many Malaysians remain afraid to come out publicly for fear of religious condemnation or prosecution.

Mr Rosli also said reports that he had renounced his Muslim faith were inaccurate.

“I have not converted to any religion, contrary to what has been reported. I was born a Muslim, I am still a Muslim and will remain a Muslim ’til the day I die. Nothing will shake me from my faith.”

He also said he was in regular contact with his family and was baffled at how his “disappearance” had become a major source of controversy in his home country. However, he has not spoken with his father – a retired naval officer – for several years.

“I had a disagreement with my father in 2009, after which he reported me missing . . . I’m not in communication with him, but I am in regular contact with my other family members,” he added.

X paham

2011-12-20T11:45:00.002+08:00

SMS telah dikirim seminggu lalu.

hari menandatangani borang blabla..

Janji pukul 9.00 pagi.

Sekarang pukul 12 tengah hari.

diberitahu borang akan sampai dari Ipoh pukul 3 petang.

Itu saja.

Tiada komen.

I am not.....

2011-12-19T13:27:00.005+08:00

Goshhh!!!

Keeping 12A really suck up lots of my ciput salary.

The last time I paid zakat was in 2005.

For reasons a muslim should know, that's why.

Armed with all the saving passbooks, I paid a visit to Majlis Agama Islam Slim River just now.

Kecik hati saya when the lady said, "maaf dik, tak cukup ye".

"Tapi..." I wanted to say something but then, makcik saya selalu pesan, dioarang paling tak suka kalau dealing dengan cikgu sebab banyak sangat argue.

"Penat saya datang..." saya cakap ngan muka seposen, duaposen, limaposen... entah...

"Tak per... janji kita lepaskan... lagipun harga emas tinggi sebab tu adik tak layak bayar lagi".

"Oooo patutlah.." saya cakap ngan muka terkejut yang asli padahal masa belajar Pendidikan Islam dari derjah satu lagi ustaz dah ajar kiraan zakat dinilai dengan harga emas, apalah norizan adnan..

Not eligible to pay zakat really hampered my mood. Suddenly I felt like... I dunno...

mesken?

I went to my favourite stall, had plain rice with ikan kembung bakar and warm water. I lost my appetite actually.

To make matter worst two men in their late 60's came in together chatting happily. To add salt to injury, I saw one of the pakcik cut his ikan tongkol into half and offered it to his friend who mildly declined, but he insisted.

Wasn't it sweet? Eat out with your bestfriend, sharing meals while talking about everything under the sun?

I envy both them.

"uhuh.. boleh x akak kira untuk 2 orang pakcik tu sekali" I asked the kakak tukang kira politely while maintaining my composure.

Cengeng betul ... saya rasa bertambah nak nangis tengok dua orang pak cik tu...

Again... I envy both of them.

Because they are happy, and I am not.

2011-12-12T16:15:00.001+08:00

Tak penah dengar eh Barm Brack.

jadi saya google gambar

ooooo macam fruitcake je eh. Gambar ni saya google kat sini

Ini pula cerita tentang barm brack dari wisegeek.

Barm brack, also called báirín breac, is a traditional Irish tea bread. A raised fruit bread, barm brack is lightly sweet and studded with raisins, candied citrus peel, currants, sultanas (yellow raisins), and other bits of dried fruit. It is served toasted and generously buttered, accompanied by a cup of tea.
There is some discrepancy over the origin of the name “barm brack.” Some sources say it comes from barm, meaning “yeast,” and brack, meaning “bread.” Other sources claim the words mean “little speckled cake.” Perhaps the quandary is fitting, since the barm brack itself seems to be a bit of both.
Although some barm brack versions are leavened with baking powder or baking soda instead of yeast, one thing that appears to be common in most forms of this bread is the preparation of the fruit. Before the raisins and other dried fruits are added to the batter or dough, they are soaked for a period in hot tea until they are plump and rehydrated. This gives them a uniquely soft character in the finished product.
In Ireland, it is customary to eat barm brack at Samhain, or Halloween. Traditionally, it was part of an annual fortune-telling ritual. Wrapped individually in a bit of waxed paper and baked into the barm brack were several small tokens imbued with symbolism for whoever was served the slice containing them. Family and friends would gather to have tea and barm brack, with each eagerly, perhaps fearfully, anticipating the news
their slice would bring.
The tokens baked into the barm brack were a pea or a thimble, a snippet of cloth, a coin, a stick, and a gold ring. If your slice contained the pea or the thimble, you could expect another year of spinsterhood. If, on the other hand, your slice revealed the gold ring, you could expect to be married within the year. The stick, however, was a portent of a bad marriage, one that would require “a stick with which to beat one’s wife.” The fragment of cloth, signifying rags, foretold poverty or bad luck in the year ahead. The coin was a fortuitous omen — good things, hopefully riches, were on the way.
In addition to Halloween, barm brack is also eaten on the feast day of Saint Bridget, which falls on February 1. It can be eaten as a breakfast bread or at tea time, and some establishments in Ireland serve barm brack with every meal.
In Ireland, barm brack is sold commercially, particularly around Halloween. These store-bought loaves will often contain a toy ring.

Love without trust is nothing

2011-12-12T15:50:00.002+08:00

Bukan saya yang kata.

Ni ayat Anna Fischer yang dia tulis kat buku yang dia tandatangan untuk A Shaw, main character in the novel that I currently read.
Ceh, melankolik plak novel David Baldacci kali ni.

btw, my favourite is page 50-51

He ordered for them, which was unusual. When it arrived she said,"What is it?".

"Barm brack. It's sort of a fruitcake".

"Fruitcake! Don't they use those for doorstops and to poison people?"

Shaw cut her a slice. "Just try it. You're an adventurous gal".

Anna stabbed the cake with her fork and it clinked against something. her wide eyes grew even wider as she probed the barm until her fingers close around it.

Shaw said," Legend has it that if you find the ring in the barm brack, you're destined to be married".

Oh sungguh manis...

Kepada yang belum baca, ni ayat Shaw sebelum dia melamar Anna, itupun selepas dia nekad nak keluar dari organisasi dan kerja dia yang sangat bahaya tu.

Samada mereka akan berkahwin atau tidak, kena lah baca..

Oklah genre novel ni ialah thriller.

Memang best!

Iklan diri?

2011-12-12T13:24:00.003+08:00

Nik komplen dia tak pernah g jalan-jalan kat KL lepas kahwin.

So, I offered to drive all the sisters.

Biasalah..

bila dah ramai-ramai.. semua benda yang tak berfaedah pun kitaorang telek.

Including the poster above, in front of KFC@Pertama Complex.

I don't remember when, last year agaknya...

Ada jugak orang macam ni ye?

Lawatan ke kebun

2011-12-12T13:11:00.003+08:00

Adnan clan had a family gathering in PD since last Saturday, ended today.

Anyway, mom don't have the heart to skip a wedding feast in our block, because this is the first time they had the feast after their mother passed away 3,4 years ago. Sangat sentimental.

I went back to #18 to accompany mom.

At 6.45a.m we went to the Kebun (that's how we called it) to look for durians.

Now it is towards the end of season, so we don't get much.

The first since we moved to #18.

p/s will upload the pics

Betul ke ni?

2011-12-10T21:21:00.003+08:00

Nadia tanya, ermmmm...

"Eh pernah ke Mak Andak bohong awak?" Ada ke saya tanya macam tu..

"Well.. what makes u think I could not win?" saya tanya semula beberapa minit kemudian.

"Ya rasa Mak Andak buat tak kemas" komen Nadia.

Well... rasanya ye jugak.

Lagipun itulah kali pertama saya taruk aising atas kapkek pun.

Plan asal saya nak buat blueberry cupcake with cream cheese frosting yang saya jumpa resepi kat sini tapi instead of blueberry filling, ada orang tu send strawberry filling pulak. Ada ke?

Since I still have an unopened dried strawberries (rasanya Feza yang kasi) so saya belasah je apa yang ada.

And I won!

Of course when I entered the competition, saya memang nak dapat no 1.

Nasib baikla, orang yang terer tak masuk, kot tak sah-sah saya tak menang...

Saya suka gambar ni

2011-12-10T21:01:00.002+08:00

Me: Whattttttt????? Kan dah pesan banyak kali suruh prepare?

Girl 1: Alahhhh mana nak tau...

Girl 2: Lagipun kitaorang busyla...

Girl 3: Cikgu BM tu kasi banyak sangat kerja, nak hafal Sejarah lagi... hishhh busy sangat...

Me: Hah! korang pilih kasih, subjek I korang cincaikan je... sudahlah... dulu kata I love U.. huh?

Girl 4: Hahahaha janganla marah Ce*, nanti kitaorang prepare.

Me : Wehhh Ari ni Khamis dah, exam hari Selasa depan, I merajuk nih..

Girl 1: Alaaa janganla macam tu.. boleh tak kita ambik gambar dulu?

Dalam gambar muka macam tak merajuk.

Dalam gambar tak nampak satu pun muka boys.

Budak berlima ni saja (seorang tukang ambik gambar) yang setia menunggu hingga tamat kelas tambahan. Yang lain semua dah curi-curi balik.

Ada banyak hari yang saya rasa kecewa sangat dan kalau saya kaya, saya tak nak dah kerja, but these 5 girls selalu buat saya rasa sangat..

terharu kot.

Ada lagi ke batch macam ni yang akan saya jumpa tahun depan?

Kenapa - - - - - sangat?

2011-11-26T06:51:00.003+08:00

Ermmm..

Bangun pagi, rutin pertama ialah

timbang berat.

How I wished it would lie.

please..

Perempuan memang suka ditipu.
Kalau hal berat badanlah...

Ermmmm (tgh menung panjang)

Jadi lepas ni bila bergambar, mesti buat posisi macam di atas.

Senget senget

Akhirnya.. Nadia dapat 5A juga

2011-11-25T19:15:00.002+08:00

"Awak belajar betul-betul Nadia. Mak Anjang dah pilih nama elok-elok untuk awak. Nanti mak awak marah Mak Anjang pula kalau awak tak pandai". Tu Mak Anjang dia cakap masa Nadia kecil dulu. Nadia jeling saja.

Nama Nadiah Aqilah tu Mak Anjang dia yang kasi, maksudnya yang cerdik la gitu kot. Saya pun lupa maklumlah dah 12 tahun berlalu.

Pada pandangan saya Nadia sangat opionated. Something rare for the girl at her age.

I admired her more for that. Therefore I hope she won't change.

Dia sangat konfiden akan dapat 5A. "Sangat kacang la mak" dia cakap bila emak dia tanya ok tak paper hari tu.

Saya fikir ini adalah hasil daripada drilling yang dilakukan tanpa henti di Pusat Tuisyen.

Saya skeptikal sedikit sebab dulu kakaknya, Along yang bersekolah di sekolah yang sama tak dapat 5A pun. Malahan ada berapa kerat je kawan-kawan dia dapat 5A.

"Hmmm ada sesuatu yang tak kena di situ" ayat pendek penuh berangin dari saya.

"So, how many of u got 5As" saya tanya Nadia. Masih skeptikal.

"Ramaila Mak Andak, ada 24 orang" dia jawab.

"How many pupil in your class?" saya masih sangsi.

Nadia jawab saya dah lupa. Tapi saya pegang kalkulator dan convert kepada percentage.

Ok not bad.

Baiklah.

Tahniah kepada ayah dan mak Nadia serta semua parents yang lain.

Tahniah dan terima kasih kepada guru kelas Nadia dan kawan-kawannya.

Tahniah dan terima kasih kepada Penyelaras Tahun Enam Sekolah Kebangsaan Bukit Naga, Klang.

Tahniah dan terima kasih kepada semua Guru Matematik, Guru Sains, guru Bahasa Melayu, guru Bahasa Inggeris dari tahun satu sehinggalah tahun 6 di Sekolah Kebangsaan Bukit Naga.

Tahniah dan terima kasih kepada guru-guru Pusat tuisyen

Tahniah dan terima kasih kepada Pakcik Jaga yang setia menjaga keselamatan supaya kanak-kanak ini dapat belajar dengan tenang.

Tahniah dan terima kasih kepada Makcik kantin, jasamu di kenang.

Akhir sekali,

tahniah kepada Nadia dan 23 lagi rakannya.

Tanpa orang-orang yang Mak Andak senaraikan di atas, awak tak akan sampai ke tahap ini.

Jangan lupa ucapkan terima kasih ye.

lap u!

Tak payah bayar!

2011-11-25T18:37:00.003+08:00

When it comes to money matter, my mom suka bising bising.

Even though it wasn't our fault (eh!) she still make extra effort to make us pay.

"Jangan berhutang, nanti mati esok susah, pantang datuk kome tau!".

I would understand if the creditor come to our house and make racketing noise insists on payment, but then it is was just the red letter stating that payment is overdue.

It is the second time.

The first time was many many years ago, and my mom constantly bising bising about it.

In the end I wrote a letter to them asking, " kenapa bil dah bayar tapi kata tak bayar dan talian diputuskan" Aha! ada klu di situ.

Of course the receipt was attached and the replied makes my mom stop bising bising.

At the end of July, I terminated the service.

Received the August bill, which I thought was a mistake. A red letter in September was something I could not comprehend. Lagi tak faham when informed by the CallCentre officer, "maaf puan, kena bayar juga bill bulan Ogos".

Eh hello?

Nasib baik saya sempat sorokkan surat tu dari mak saya, kalau tak....

I wrote a complain letter bernada sedikit angin sepoi-sepoi bahasa.

Today I received a formal letter. Panjang.

Pendekkan cerita, "puan tak perlu bayar".

Dipendekkan cerita, saya pun tidak berniat untuk membalas surat itu atau menalipon nombor yang diberikan. (cehhh ayat punya panjang).

Dik (whoever you are)

Duit boleh dicari.

Logik ke tak customer kena bayar yuran langganan untuk sebulan hanya sebab awak ambil masa 10 hari (lebih kurangla) untuk terminate akaun customer?

Logik tak, sebab awak tak cekap menjalankan tugas, akaaakkkk jugak yang kena marah dengan mak akak?

Sekian.

p/s gambar dari google

Holiday?

2011-11-19T10:28:00.002+08:00

Bangun pagi rasa tidak bersemangat.

Kereta-cap-ayam masih di workshop.

Bila mood kurang bagus, saya suka duduk di 12A.

Alone n lonely.

Sambil bermuhasabah dan membaca buku-buku motivasi.

Cess!

Sungguh skima bunyinya.

The truth is, once I woke up, I played games.

Then had breakfast - Crabstick fried rice and a mug of hot nescafe.

After that I listened to David Cook.

I m hooked!

Agak-agak nanti mereka ingat tak kat saya?

2011-11-18T18:45:00.003+08:00

Saya rasa tak.

Tapi jauh di lubuk hati saya yang paling dalam, saya harap sangat mereka tak lupa.

Pada hari Selasa lepas, saya tunggu mereka sehingga masuk ke Dewan Peperiksaan.

"Boleh x?" saya tanya mereka sehari kemudian. Muka askar, macam biasa.

Entah. Diorang kata senang sebab soalan spot masuk. Anyway I know them better than that.

"Korang jawab tak?" saya masih lagi muka askar.

"jawab" diaorang cuak.

"I mean all the questions that I asked you to answer, did you?" waaa saya tanya lagi..

"Semua, macam Ce* cakap". diorang cakap.

The thing is, masa drilling, asyik2 la depa kata "mana nak tau, mana nak tau".

Tergamaknya. "I've telling you d same thing for 2 years la babe". At one point saya naik angin.

On Tuesday morning I sprayed Happy to all the girls.

"Kenapa Ce*?" asked them.

"I dah jampi, nanti mudah sket korang nak jawab" saya buat muka tak bersalah.

The parfum was a gift from Baby masa balik Vien. Still unopen coz lately saya prefer parfum Epal Ijo from DKNY atau kenkadang Ajaib dari Lancome.

Eh lain plak ceritanya.

Well... today is the last day for 2011 session.

While I am glad it's over, I will miss this batch badly.

Teringat pulak.

3 minggu lepas Adik a.k.a Fitri Firdaus tanya dengan sopan santun.

Adik: Ce* boleh tak kami balik sekarang? Kelas lain dah balik dah.

Me: Budak Form 4 exam, memangla balik awal, apa kena mengenanya ngan kita?

Adik: Alaaa dah pukul 12.50 dah tu.. boleh la Ce*.

Me: Adik, adik tau tak balik sepatutnya pukul berapa?

Adik: 1.05.

Me: Then? lagi mau tanya?

Adik: Alaaaa sikit je lagi pun... boleh la Ce*.

Me: Nak balik sangat pergi lah, tapi tahun depan jangan nak talipon kata rindu ke, nak amik tuition ke. Pergilah balik..

Surprised!

Even yang dah sampai kat pintu pun masuk balik dan terus duduk senyap-senyap.

Saya akan kenang saat tu, selagi hayat dikandung badan

2011-11-16T10:22:00.002+08:00

Had spaghetti for brekkie.

Sedapnya Ila masak.

Tak sempat nak ambik gambar dah habis.

The pic above was taken last Sunday@QHKL.

Still.. x ble lawan keenakan spaghetti yang Ila masak.

Dia dah pesan, kalau x cukup boleh mintak lagi.

Haruskah?

2/15 - Percubaan pertama masak roti jala

2011-11-15T22:48:00.006+08:00

Bukan saya, Ila, jiran saya.

Hari hujan.

Saya masih bersedih atas hal pagi tadi.

Hilang selera makan.

Which is good.

Sebab saya pun makin gumuk:(

Selepas balik dari rumah Yatie, pada pukul 9.45 malam,

saya bermain permainan komputer dan mengemas beg kerja untuk hari esok

Tiba-tiba Ila called.

"Akak nak tak makan roti jala?" tergamak dia tanya.

"Nak" saya jawab pendek.

"Nanti Ila ambil tau ngan spaghetti sekali" saya sengih sampai ke telinga.

Kebetulan Siti pun ada.

Jadi kami berbual.

Entah, saya rasa kali terakhir saya berbual dengan Ila 2,3 bulan dulu kot.

Walaupun berjiran, tapi sangat jarang berjumpa.

Dan inilah pertama kali saya rasa Ila memasak.

Dia cakap inilah kali pertama dia buat roti jala pun.

"Ila, u really make my day" I told her.

Which is so true.

Cahaya di hujung terowong.

2011-11-15T22:21:00.002+08:00

Perghhh.. ayat skema.

It was horrible day. I am glad those 'kerja gila' ended today.

The team are nice, it just that norizan adnan memang tak sesuai buat kerja under pressure.

Boleh saya terkoyakkan a sheet of paper which supposed to send in.

Lambatla diorang balik, kena tunggu kertas tu diselamatkan dulu.

Kesian mereka dan keluarga mereka.

Luckily, Kak Laila stay calm and help it out.

Kalau tidak, entah... saya menangis kot.

Ms Prema n Kak Ina too.

Ms Lim also.

Couldn't thank them enuff.

Went home with awful feelings.

Yatie asked to bake cupcakes for her students.

"Are you out of ur mind?" I asked her.

I mean, selalu saya buat senget2 je. tak cantik langsung.

"Alaaaaa... Yati x habis marking, besok last day key in markah, tapi dah janji ngan budak nak bawak kuih, nak masak tak sempat" she plead.

Dalam kerjaya kami tak key in markah on time samala macam doktor tak prescribe ubat.

Boleh je, kalau nak kena maki-makian.

Jadi dalam hujan saya jalan kaki ke kedai runcit beli barang.

Mula memasak selepas berbuka puasa.
Sewaktu iklan (saya macam terpaksa juga tengok Fasha dalam Cinta Elysa) saya berjalan laju2 hantar cupcakes ke rumah Yatie.

Sembang pun lebih kurang je. Nak cepat tengok tv.

Tapi saya tak tau apa kesudahan ceritanya.

4/13 - Ada awak dengar orang cakap pasal saya?

2011-11-13T23:02:00.004+08:00

Today I joint the crowd for another hi-tea@QHKL.

It was simply superb!

One of today's guests gave me a hard time last year.

Kalau saya mati dan hidup semula sepuluh kalipun saya takkan lupa.

"Awak ni sangat ______, ______, ______ dan ________. Semua orang yang saya tanya pun kata awak ni _____, _____, ______. Awak ni memangla tak ______, ______, ______. Awak jangan ingat awak ni ____, _____, ____. Awak tau tak orang pun pandang awak _____, _____, _____." dia cakap.

"Who? give me a name?" rasanya saya cakap macam tu. I do make mistakes. Tapinya dah cakap macam-macam bagilah bukti.Takat modalnya gigi dan lidah, budak tadika pun boleh jadi Perdana Menteri.

"Tengok tu. Awak ni memangla _____, _____, _____. Saya tak mahu cakap siapa. Yang penting awak tu kenalah _____. _____, _____. Kita ni patutnya _____, ____, _____. Saya ni _____, _____, ___ . Barulah orang akan ____, ____ pada kita. Cuba awak tengok saya. Ada awak dengar orang cakap pasal saya?".

"Takde kan..." dia jawab sendiri. Mak aihhh sangat tinggi konfidensinya itu.

Hehe. I smirked.

That irritated her even more. I guessed.

Since she loves telling all and sundry, she could changed anybody she wants into being "positive" so I am afraid she found it was an uphill battle dealing with me. Hahahahahha... tu zaman duduk asrama bolehla buat macam tu kat budak2 junior hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha. Dah tua-tua, semua orang mampu beli cermin sendiri beb. Hahahahha

Respect has to be 2-way la KC weiiiii

Butter-up was never my forte. Hahahhahahaahhaha

As for Cuba awak tengok saya. Ada awak dengar orang cakap pasal saya?".

Hahahahhaha you must be kidding.

Or maybe I mixed with the wrong persons.

The one who are not in favour of you.

"Ko jangan ajak dia lagi" warned someone to another someone. Cheered by the crowds.

I almost fell off the chair.

While for the past years, it was very normal someone I know warned me about you, I always thought it was a personal opinion.

Mak saya marah dengar cakap orang.

The whole crowd is, well... uhuh... errr.. I don't know. Intriguing?

I would never tell you the truth.

Why should I? You are not my friend.

What do I care.

It so sad rite? Saidina Ali was right.

"Orang yang paling sepi, ialah orang yang kagum dengan dirinya sendiri".

Nauzubillah.

3/13 - Meranti Cafe, Hotsprings Sg Klah

2011-11-13T22:44:00.004+08:00

Talking about foreshadows...

7,8,9 years ago (my RAM sucks!) I was in Suria Resort, Pangkor Island, attending a course. The handphone signal was very poor. Shared a room with a nice lady in her late 40s. She was very quiet.

On our last day, we rushed to the door when we heard a dramatic cry..

"Jah.. di mana kau Jah, Oh Jah... mana kau Jah".

It was hillarious. She was looking for my roommate because they came together by bus. Later I learnt that she was always like that. Very funny.

I joint them, board the bus, instead of asking Acho to fetch me.

How time flies!

Today I attended her retirement party@Hotsprings.
Then snapped some pictures of the beautiful chalet.
I didn't plan to come, It just that I accompanied Yatie to a wedding then tau-tau je she said,"wehhh temanla kejap g High Tea kat Hotsprings".

I wished I did not put on that baju kurung.

I wished I brought something for Kak Kamar.

2/13 - Ladang Cluny, Slim River

2011-11-13T22:16:00.003+08:00

Ironically, life is full of foreshadows.Azam, Dey and I stopped at Cluny Estate last year on our way home from a Citizen Science Project in Sungai Bill. I read something on groundwater project in that estate and so curious about it. Well, too bad the guard did not let us in :(
On Friday, Atikah Kamat accidentally left her lappie charger at workplace. I offered to send it to her house, partly because she is the one and only colleagues who will texted me when I was under the weather and mainly, the groundwater project never failed to make my curiosity grew.
Atikah's husband just transferred to Cluny Estate this year. The security was tight, in order to enter the premise, I have to mention the host name. Then a guard lead me to the house by his motorbike. Their house is surrounded by oil palm trees and has a well kept lawn. Very serene.
This is Atikah's only daughter. Showing me goose egg. They prefer dried leaves.
The eggs are bigger compared to A-grade chicken egg.

By the way. This is the first time I see goose eggs. Thanks to Atikah.

Besides, that was the first time I see the groundwater tank too.

I dared not take the pictures.

Kang kalau kena saman, tumpo teman nak membayonye Yob!

Untukmu Seroja

2011-11-13T20:53:00.006+08:00

Hmmm.. 6 pasang kasut kemudian, sampailah hari yang ditunggu.

Selamat berjaya kepada Seroja eh..

Sebagai tanda kasih sayang tak bertepi, ditujukan lagu ini

So close no matter how far Couldn't be much more from the heart Forever trust in who we are And nothing else matters Never opened myself this way Life is ours, we live it our way All these words I don't just say And nothing else matters Trust I seek and I find in you Every day for us something new Open mind for a different view And nothing else matters Never cared for what they do Never cared for what they know But I know So close no matter how far Couldn't be much more from the heart Forever trusting who we are And nothing else matters [ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/metallica/nothing+else+matters_20092049.html ] Never cared for what they do Never cared for what they know But I know I never opened myself this way Life is ours, we live it our way All these words I don't just say And nothing else matters Trust I seek and I find in you Every day for us something new Open mind for a different view And nothing else matters Never cared for what they say Never cared for games they play Never cared for what they do Never cared for what they know And I know (yeah!) So close no matter how far Couldn't be much more from the heart Forever trust in who we are No nothing else matters

You love Metallica eh? Me too, sometimes I do. Well, but then, I love you more. More than you could ever imagine.

4/11 - Malang tak berbau - SMK Air Merah, Kulim

2011-11-11T18:29:00.003+08:00

Yatie came just now, while I was weeding at the backyard.

"Ada dengar tak pasal budak rombongan yang eksiden?" she asked after we settled on our plan tomorrow.

"Ada kat tv tadi, gezek untuk Buletin Utama, tapi tak tau budak mana. Ur skul eh?" Yep, I watched it on tv while playing computer games, so I didn't pay much attention.

"Bukan. Kak Non la, ajak kitaorang pegi hospital pagi tadi, ziarah. Budak sekolah kat Kedah nun, tapi eksiden kat Behrang."

Berita lanjut boleh klik di sini

"Masa kami pi tadi, penuhla spital. Kesian budak-budak. Ramaila orang JPN, PPD semua turun" Kesian guru-guru tu. Yati sambung cerita. Mereka berbual dengan seorang guru yang trauma sebab rakan yang duduk di sebelahnya turut maut. Ada cerita yang kena sensor kerana menyalahi etika kerja. Jadi saya tulis sampai di sini saja.

Takziah kepada keluarga mangsa.

Semoga cepat sembuh kepada semua yang cedera.

Mohon bertenang, kepada adik-adik yang trauma.

Mohon bertenang juga kepada semua ahli keluarga peserta rombongan.

Secara peribadi, saya lebih kasihankan guru-guru yang terlibat dalam rombongan itu.

Semoga mereka dilindungi Allah di dunia dan akhirat.

Kerja macam kita ni beginilah cikgu.

Tapi jangan sesekali serik.

Bersabarlah, janji Allah itu benar.

3/11 - Kalendar percuma

2011-11-11T16:26:00.004+08:00

Mardiah (the one on the wheelchair) gave me a 2012 calendar.

The thing is....

errr what to do with it actually?

2/11 - Bomba datang berlumba-lumba

2011-11-11T16:15:00.004+08:00

Around 10 a.m. ( I guessed it was 10.00 because I lost track of time since my jam teki teki has been conked out for a week) we heard a racketing noise from downstairs.

"Ada yang bergaduh ke ni?" I heard someone yelled to no one in particular while the rest rushed to the Lab.

Me too. With my beloved lappie-cap-ayam.

The Lab was on fire.

Nope.

No fire.

It was full of smoke.

"Anybody injured?" I asked few girls while holding my lappie-cap-ayam tightly.

"Takde sapa rasanya," answered Saerah, who insisted I called her Era.

The fire brigades came minutes later.

I did not take any pics.

It's Friday afterall. I didn't have much free time on Friday.

Later I learnt that the chemicals which not yet identified just burst.

Burst just like that.

Why oh why it chose 11.11.11 to burst is beyond me.

Fated.

This is the first time the fire brigade comes to my workplace.

11.11.11

2011-11-11T06:25:00.002+08:00

Akhirnya hari yang ditunggu tiba juga.

Orang lain yang tunggu.

Saya tak.

Hari ini pasti akan berlalu macam biasa.

Pergi kerja, balik kerja, makan dengan mom, balik ke12A, baca buku, cuci kain, sapu sampah, mop lantai, dan tidur. A perfectly-normal day.

Except pagi tadi pukul 6 pagi saya siram pokok bendi. Hari panas sekarang.

Mungkin saya akan masak kek buah kegemaran my mom petang nanti.

Mungkin juga saya akan berkebun, kalau hari tidak panas sangat.

Atau mungkin saya akan berjumpa dengan Anuar Zain.

Hehehe...

Catatan di pagi hari.

2011-11-10T06:19:00.003+08:00

Naik lagi..

Hari-hari naik.

Makin hari makin gumuk.

p/s tu gambar 5 kilogram yang lalu

Thank you, is all I need

2011-11-09T21:17:00.003+08:00

Today, senget-senget saya bawa daging korban kawan-kawan.

Because even at the time we should go home, he don't even come and pick it.

I've known him for 11 years already.

He won't come.

"He don't even say thanx either!" I complained to Jie.

Kenapa Jie? Sebab saya kera sumbang. Tak ramai kawan yang sesuai saya nak bercerita hal yang kurang baik.

"Ala.. cakap je kat dia sama-sama" Jie cakap.

Hmmm.. maybe some other time. I was speechless just now(read: breathless).

On something unrelated.

I have a new bag. Souvenir from Singapore.

Baik kan kawan saya?

Oh bukan dari Jie.

Kawan lain. Yang kasi saya sepasu pokok sup petang ini.

Saya suka dapat hadiah.

I saw Zana watering her plants this evening.

Since Azhar, her hubby was not home, so we had a long chat.

Which ended with sepasang baju Pandu Puteri bertukar tangan.

My baju was too small nowadays. (salah baju tu)

Hers is not so big for her anymore (salah baju tu jugak).

So I got hers, and mine... disposed!

This morning, while having breakfast, a friend served a plateful of bubur durian.

While others had to helped themselves, he make an effort to hand it to me.

As he put it when others complained "Sebab Norizan selalu tolong saya".

I don't remember helping him. I think it was the other way around.

Actually, it dawned to me that I had a few wonderful friends.

Why do care if the-not-so-close friend did not saying thanks?

I don't.

I wish I don't.

Pasang lilin di tengah hari.

2011-11-09T06:04:00.003+08:00

Mak saya suka guna bidalan bila kasi nesihat.

Subuh-subuh sepiee ni saya teringatkan mak.

Ceritanya berkait-kait.

Beginilah..

Minggu lepas saya temankan Yatie melawat Laili, bekas anak muridnya bersalin. Janji pukul 5.30 petang tapi saya datang awal. Saya takut waktu melawat habis.

"Eh dia bersalin kat swasta la, buka hospital kerajaan" Yati kasi tau sambil ketawa.

Jadi kami pun pergi melawat. Baby masih dalam incubator. Laili, suaminya dan ayahnya ada di dalam bilik yang sangat selesa. Ada sofa, televisyen dan bilik air sendiri. Penting tu. Saya rasa sedih pilu bila ayah Laili cakap.

"Lepas ini abah rasa teruskan saja rawatan di sini, tak perlu pergi hospital kerajaan lagi, nanti tak serasi dengan kamu".

Untuk rekod ayahnya cuma peniaga di pasar saja. Dari sebuah gerai tolak sampailah dah ada 2,3 biji lori. Mereka memang bekerja keras. Dia pun cakap gitu sebab Laili selalu demam lepas g spital gomen.

Me: Sedih pilu la ayah dia boleh suruh Laili follow up kat situ.

Yati: Kenapa? Diorang memang banyak duit la.

Me: Kita ni, bila sakit, beraturlah g klinik kerajaan sebab tak mampu.

Yati: Hahaha ha'a hari tu kena bayar RM70 kat Klinik * tu pun, rasa berdegup gak jantung.

Me: tu la pasal... hahahahah kata je gaji ribu-riban.

Jadi saya pun teringat, seorang selebriti yang mintak bantuan ribu riban untuk membiayai kos jururawat peribadi dan rawatan di hospital swasta.

Me: Dia ada anak kan Nik?

Nik: Ada la dik

Me: Then apa masalahnya nak amik jururawat peribadi?

Nik: Kerja kot.

Me: Agak-agakla. Nak g treatment kat private lagi tu apa hal?

Nik: Orang sakitla ko ni..

Hahhahaha.. betul tu. Tak baik mengata orang sakit.

Tak nak kasi sudahla.

Apa kena mengena dengan peribahasa tu?

Maksudnya bersedekah pada orang yang kaya. Ada hasil?

Nota kaki: Kalau tak mampu, hospital kerajaan sentiasa ada.

Muffin Choc Chips

2011-11-09T05:48:00.004+08:00

It just that I couldn't sleep.

Woke up at 3a.m. and baking.

I thought it would be tempting if I spread the choc chips on top of the muffin.

Turns out, horrible.

The taste?

Extremely awful.

I tell you.

*sigh*

Tahun ni tak buat korban

2011-11-08T12:06:00.002+08:00

Honestly, I missed having korban at #18.

I missed the crowd yang kenkadang tak kenal pun, reramai at the lawn.

This year, my mom decided, dia x tahan dah ngan atap bocor.

So rumah dirobohkan, dan bina lain.

Plannya siap before raya.

Tapi tak.

So we spend our raya, memindahkan barang, mengecat, membuat barang dan makan-makan.

We had lemang, as usual.

At night, Acho's friend came, so he wanted to have nasi beriani, gulai kawah kambing, ayam masak merah, acar nanas and some dessert, also our family's favourite, sup tulang.

We planned to have barbecue as well. Kambing panggang.

It was drizzling. No fire no grill.

By the way, Acho did not came home after Maghrib. Dia je yang tau resepi nasi beriani tu.

Last2 Nik la yang masak. Sangat skema ikut resepi dalam Myresepi.com.

"Ko buli Nik ye, napa balik lambat, terseroyo Nik tau", Nik cakap ngan Acho when he came home at 8.00p.m.

Terseroyo tu Bahasa Perak. Maksudnya, tekejut yang amat sangat.

"Laa.. lembu tak nak naik lori. Jenuh nak tunggu" said Acho.

Biasalah. Musim korban.

Macam-macam kita korbankan.

Yang penting kasih sayang tetap kekal abadi.

Time slips r MC?

2011-11-04T11:26:00.003+08:00

Itu ayat sungguh ungrateful.

Normally I'll take cuti rehat for hospital appointment.

Which was supposed to apply a week earlier, we have been reminded about it, many times.

Me, being me, I forgot.

It was after Asar that I checked my card, and I waited for my neighbour doctor to come home.

Then, on second thought I felt silly. Very unethical la kan..

So at night I went to his clinic, luckily a female doctor is on duty.

Masa saya muda-muda saya kawtim je dengan boss kalau dah last minute macam tu. Tapi saya dah tua, tak sepatutnya tak ikut peraturan.

That's why I need the doctor's help.

"Just ask from the hospital" said the young doctor.

"Cannot, they just issued time slips" said I.

"Kalau saya, saya kasi je" I wished I could see her on Thursday.

Anyway, I got what I want, and prayed janganlah jadi apa-apa.

Actually I never asked MC from the hospital ever since I did follow up treatment since many many years ago. One of the aunties works there, lagi lah saya malu kalau nak buat perangai.

"Doc, I forgot that I had an appointment today...", there I started my plead.. The nurse took out time slips... I was nervous..

"The thing is, my workplace is quite far, and after waiting at the pharmacy I still could not be back before 2, so the time slips could not help me either".

"Where n as a what?" asked him.

"Guiana* (bukan lokasi sebenar), and I am a babysitter".

"Oh.. boleh saja" can I hug him?

When I left the hospital, I couldn't believe my luck.

kerja Gila

2011-11-02T10:38:00.002+08:00

Since last Saturday I woke up at 4.50 a.m.

Actually the alarm was set off at 4.50 a.m, I left my (not so) cozy bed 10 minutes later.

Do the usual (haiya.. no need to elaborate) then started "doing" this "kerja gila".

Then, I have to rush for work.

Normally I left home at 6.45 a.m.

Anyway, I couldn't do so lately, until finished the intended task. It is a work related task.

Today I am slightly late.

Speaking of late.

One day, I was late because I met an accident.

Someone asked me, "may I know why you are late" of course dia cakap Melayu.

"Oh.. I m sorry" said I.

"Ni bukan masalah sorry, ni masalahnya bla bla bla..." there, free saja saya kena ceramah pagi tu. Long-winded, irrelevant, too harsh, no supporting details, a mere baseless statement without hard evidence, make short- A CRAP.

"Kenapa yang tak boleh datang awal, boleh saya tau apa sebabnya?" dia tanya lepas kasi ceramah.

Saya tengok muka dia. I smirk. "Tiada alasan yang logik, my fault" saya cakap dan pergi.

Saya tak suka buang masa dengan orang yang rasa dia sama level dengan Tuhan --> rasa dirinya Yang Maha Berkuasa.

I laughed my heart out when a few of my close friends complained about this Yang-Maha-Berkuasa-attitude of this particular person. I found it super funny. At least dia sangat konsisten, bukanlah saya sorang je yang kena.

Pernah tak korang "ceramah" orang tanpa usul periksa?

Korang dengar je dan tak jawab-jawab apa-apa kan?

Saya pun, mak saya pesan, orang yang banyak cakap ialah orang yang bengap.

heheheh

keep up with the Joneses

2011-11-01T10:07:00.003+08:00

Pernah tak korang kenot sleep because ur gang semua ada sneaker Reebok, dan korang sorang je yang takder, masa sekolah dulu? Ngaku je la..

Pernah tak ikat perut masa study dulu sebab nak beli latest handphone, faded Levi's jeans, leather loafers and bla bla.

Someone I know, menangis coz dia sorang je takde henbeg Coach.

Saya sangat faham perasaan dia.

She's well off, tapi still xder beg Coach (sekarang dah ada 2,3 rasanya).

Tak lama lagi might be she's upgrade to Birkin r Anya.

I mean - fashion comes and go.

Last weekend I was with the ladies who are so besotted with Fossil.

Nope, not the pre-historic dinosaur's fossil.

They reminded me of my younger days.

The time when every one wanted to outdo one another.

As usual I was on the sidelines.

Always on the sidelines.

p/s dapat tak kesan nada sedih pilu dalam entry ini?

Yang saya nak, sekarang..

2011-10-27T14:05:00.002+08:00

I really love blogwalking to cooking blogs.

Yummilicious!

Since saya dan memasak memang not in the speaking term sejak dulu lagi,

tapi ada hati juga nak tayang gambar masakan. so here it is.

taraaaaaaaaaaaaa.

saya pinjam gambar ni dari sini - nak resepi sila salin.

Arghhh lapar perut saya.

Ada sesiapa yang masak cenggini, calling2 ye.

Saya suka artikel ni

2011-10-27T10:10:00.002+08:00

In view of the recent world issues that have clouded life with a number of miseries, what with war, the rising crimes, and the natural disasters, the world has become a tougher place to live in. Thus, we are more in need to find comfort and a safe place surrounded by people we trust and love. These people have become an important entity in our lives.

They have been called angels, they have been called saviours, but more than anything, they have definitely been remembered as the ones we love till the day we pass on. They are our friends, the true and loyal ones, who will stand by us no matter what.

Friends are those who are there for us come rain and shine. They do not judge, they do not rule. They listen and they reach to us. The best thing about them is that they accept us, tolerate us and respect us for who we are, no matter what we are or where we come from.

I can never imagine life without friends. How dark it would be, how insipid it could be. The saddest thing about life without friends is that loneliness sneaks in and takes upon itself as our soul companion. it brings with it heinous feelings of dejection, self-deprecation and desolation.

In due time, the bogus pal shuns our hearts from being discerning of people and in the end, we attract bad and manipulative company to step in and take over our lives. They control us, hurt us and they break our hearts. While some of us manage to struggle through, many of us may drown in its sorrows. However, for the lucky ones, real friend emerge and they embrace and protect us from the evil ones who inflict pain upon us. Can you imagine life without friends? Or our whole life only to be surrounded with superficiality?

Some of them leave us and live their own lives as we grow apart, but as friends, we will never ever fall apart. Those who live among us will be with us and look after us, some become families and others bloom to be our soul mates. For those who are not with us, they will remain in our hearts and keep us in their thoughts. For when the time calls and when we are in need, rest assured that they will be there for us to stand by us as best as they can.

Let us count our blessings and remember the friends that we have by loving them unconditionally and gratifying their companionship through kindness and compassion. Although we may lose them through acts of nature and unforeseen circumstances, we keep them in our hearts and never lose them from our thoughts.

We are defined by the people we love and for the reasons for loving them. So let us thank our friends for being there in our darkest moments and above all, for making our lives worth living for.

Source: Azmi Samjadga, A Tribute to Friends

Pasir Salak

2011-10-27T10:00:00.004+08:00

Entah..

Tiba-tiba semalam saya dan Adik pergi ke Pasir Salak.

Cantik Resort dia.

"Waaaa ada swimming pool dik" saya excited.

Arif pun. Dia pergi minta pamphlet.

Berbaloi juga.

Bilik cuma RM104 termasuk sarapan pagi untuk 2 orang.

Juga tiket ke Kompleks bersejarah Pasir Salak.

Pemandangan sangat cantik, menghadap sungai.

Ada banyak rumah kayu dengan ukiran yang menarik.

Dari Pasir Salak cuma 1.5 jam nak ke Pangkor. Dekat je.

45minit nak tengok Menara Condong Teluk Intan.

Boleh selusuri jalan-jalan kecil dan tengok rumah Melayu tradisional.

Ada banyak gerai makanan saya nampak sepanjang jalan semalam.

Penting tu.

Kitaorang berjanji nak datang semula, dengan mak.

Mesti mak suka.

Cuak

2011-10-27T09:44:00.003+08:00

Pagi ni berkabus.

My late dad cakap, kalau kabus, maksudnya hari akan panas.

Tapi pagi-pagi saya dah panas sejuk.

Sebab, tiba-tiba kereta tak boleh masuk gear.

Luckily, Sudin, jiran depan baru nak hantar Aza, g kerja.

"Sudin, boleh tak awak tengokkan kenapa kereta akak tak boleh gerak?" saya tanya muka cemas.

"Saya tak pandai kak, nanti saya panggil dia tu" jawab Sudin.

Kebetulan yang sangat menyenangkan Encik Kain Pelekat (yang walaupun dah berjiran 3 tahun saya masih tak tau namanya, sedang keluar dari Unsernya.

"Encik, boleh ke encik tengokkan?" saya tanya bila dia dah sampai ke 12A. Sudin yang tolong panggilkan.

Dia try, boleh pulak, jadi dia pusing satu round kat Taman dan bila semuanya ok, barulah saya berani pergi kerja.

Oh tempat kerja saya lebih kurang 30km dari rumah.

Syukurlah saya ada jiran yang baik.

Saya harap hari akan panas hingga ke petang, janganlah hujan di tengah hari.

Tukang Kebun Separuh Masa

2011-10-25T11:07:00.004+08:00

On Sunday afternoon, Yatie came to 12A. She was down with fever.

Normally, kalau saya demam, dia la tukang hantar g klinik, ada sekali je pun yang saya memang flat giler dan dapat 2 hari cuti sakit.

"Laa.. apsal tak call?" saya tanya.

"Dah.. tak jawab" dia cakap.

Yelah.. bila sihat, entah kemana talipon saya letak.

We had toast and a mug of nescafe each.

In insisted that she stayed for dinner. She had my homemade-tomyam while I washed the laundry.

Then we talked about everything under the sun.

Especially her recent trip to Thailand.

Oh! she gave me a cute magnet fridge as well. I like!

"Eh.. nanti boleh siram pokok dan kasi ikan makan tak" she asked.

Mestilah boleh kan... Besides, I really love spend times at her garden.

It just that, I was a bit annoyed sebab dia cuti dan saya tidak.

Patut cuti la semua sekolah, heheheh..

Sekian.

p/s I might snap some pics at her garden this afternoon.

p p/s the above mulberries was taken from her garden too

Agenda Hujung Tahun - merancang percutian

2011-10-24T11:45:00.004+08:00

Aishah, 8 has been saving diligently since January for year end holiday.

Last year she missed her family trip to Malacca because at that time she was at12A.

"tahun ni boleh tak kita pergi Melaka? Ecah tak pernah pergi Melaka..." one thing about Aisyah, she's so sweet tak sampai hati nak hampakan.

Tapi Melaka sangat jauh.

Saya lagi suka pergi tempat yang dekat-dekat dan tak perlu packing kain baju.

Macam dari 12A ke #18.

Boleh gitu?

Blood and water

2011-10-21T09:09:00.003+08:00

Adik had been complaining about his lost of ntahapakebendalahnya for couple of months. We've been searching high n low for that thing, to no avail. With #18 is in total mess, due to the recent renovation, there's no way we could find it.

On Monday I told Acho, while he was eating. On Tuesday Acho told mommy. That afternoon, once he came home after work, Mom asked Adik, whether the thing been found or not.

Jawapannya tidak la kan.

On Wednesday, Acho met, Polis Nasir (dunno, but this is how we called him), and later he told Adik that Polis Nasir wanted a talk. It went well.

Yesterday, I was thinking of taking mom doing grocery, when Acho insisted that we pay a visit to Balai Polis Trolak, as advised by Polis Nasir. Once, the report had been made, we waited for Arif at Sungkai Petronas Station. He was on morning shift this week.

Then we rushed to Tapah Road Traffic Department.

Lerrrrrrrrr kena bayar duaploh hengget je pun nak buat geran baru. Kalau tau x payah la susah2 nak mencari.

Then Acho gave Adik RM200 to renew the roadtax at Tapah Post Office.

"wehh takkan mahal sangat nak renew rodtek motor" I asked in disbelief.

Acho malas nak jawab. Dahla satu kerja dia kena layan Adik dia yang berumur 27 tahun. Ni kakak dia pulak banyak tanya.

"Dah ok Dik?" I asked Arif once he entered the car with cheshire smile.

"Hehehehhe.. orang tak nak ikut beli barang dapur tau, orang nak balik, ada hal" said him.

Acho dropped him at the bus station and proceed to Teluk Intan.

First stop, kedai ikan masin. Not much, mom only spent RM39 on achovies, gelama and spices.

Then to TF Teluk Intan.

Not much also. But then, harga barang sangat naik so had to fork out RM240 for the items which mom said "a'a kalau dulu tak kan sampai pun 200ratus".

"Ye lah kerajaan baru umum bonus, memang gini la" complaint Acho.

Muka Acho biru kelabu sebab dia lama tunggu dalam kereta.

We braved the pouring rain.

Dan satu kerja pula nak memunggah barang, because we parked at #17 lawn, because ours is full of debris.

Kind of hard to sleep when Acho and Pijo quarrel over the lamp.

Sorang nak pasang lampu sebab nak baca paper, sorang suruh tutup sebab nak tidur.

Padahal masa kecikkecik dulu, rumah satu bilik je, muat je pun.

Ni rumah dah tinggal 2 bilik pun nak bising-bising.

But I believe, blood is thicker than water.

Carik-carik bulu ayam, lama-lama bercantum juga.

Air kalau dicincang takkan putus.

Sekian saja.

Saya rasa saya nak masak spaghetti sok pagi.

jemputla.

saya tak pernah jumpa sultan

2011-10-19T10:36:00.002+08:00

Semalam saya curi baca sebuah buku.

Tajuk pun tak ingat.

Ada kata-kata yang menarik yang saya suka.

Saya ingat tapi tak reti nak tulis semula dengan sebaik yang asal.

Petang semalam, saya sangat susah hati.

Saya telefon seorang kawan.

"I'll call u back" dia kata.

Saya tunggu sampai malam.

He don't seems to remember at all.

"saya berasa sangat berkecil hati" saya tulis di sms, sebaris itu saja ayat.

Kalau tulis panjang-panjang nanti saya merepek.

"Sorry, I was with Sultan of _____" he replied.

Wah... saya tak pernah jumpa mana-mana sultan pun di depan mata. Paling dekat, saya berdiri di tepi Jaguar seorang Sultan, dan minta kawan saya ambikkan gambar, tapi dia tak nak layan.

Tetiba saya excited bertanya itu ini.

Dia pun menjawab dengan excited juga, saya rasa.

Saya lupa sepatutnya saya susah hati.

Saya lupa sepatutnya saya sedang berkecil hati.

Teringat saya lama dahulu, saya sedang berjalan tepi padang sambil menunggu Jie habis kerja. Saya berselisih dengan seorang model iklan. Kacak betul dia.

"Jie... tadikan kita nampak pelakon iklan gula2 cap-ayam tu (bukan iklan sebenar)" saya cakap dengan eksaited.

"Oh siapa?" Jie pura-pura eksaited sebab nak jaga hati kengkawan kot.

"Tak tau nama, tapi dia ni bla bla...." bagai nak rak saya mendescribe pelakon tu.

"Tak kenal kot, sori la" jie cakap lepas panjang lebar saya kasi penerangan.

Tak lama kemudian, sebuah buggy berhenti betul-betul di depan kami.

Mulut saya ternganga. Jie berbual dengan pemandu buggy tersebut. Bersungguh-sungguh saya nak tutup mulut, tapi ternganga juga.

"Itulah pelakon yang I cakap tadi" saya cakap dengan Jie bila buggy tu dah jauh.

"Lerrrrrrrr itu Daniel la (bukan nama sebenar)" Jie cakap macam tak ada apa-apa.

"Oh.. u know him?" saya tanya.

Apa ye rasanya rub shoulders with VViP and celebrities?

Cinta Elisa

2011-10-17T14:17:00.003+08:00

Hikhik..

Despite Fasha Sandha look extremely "matured" in this drama, I still watch it.

No. I am not the fan of Johan Asari either.

Saya minat Aaron Aziz je.

The story is amazingly interesting and out of this world.

Nope, if you want superpower, superhero thingy, please switch to Supermak played by the ever beautiful (tapi muka dia dah lain sikit sekarang), Nasha Aziz.

In my humble opinion, after watching all those cerita-korporat-yang-merepek-repek-dan-tak-berapa-nak-masuk-akal this story is basically revolves around today's reality.

I watched it since the first episode and I was hooked.

Camerawork, biasa-biasa je, pelakon pun biasa-biasa je, if not for the storyline, Cinta Elisa is only a biasa-biasa je.

But still, do watch.. sangat best.

p/s kenapa diorang kasi Fasha Sandha? She's beautiful but a bit "older" to be a college girl.

Musim exam

2011-10-17T12:04:00.002+08:00

Nothing much happening to share lately.

The kids are sitting for their Final Year Examination.

Jadinya, most of my free time, preparing for them.

"jangan nanti buat-buat muka terkejut bila tengok soklan eh.." I used to remind them, always.

Because, their fav phrases are

1. "eh.. mana ada kita belajar yang ni kan?"

2. "mak aihhh... apsal soalan dia cenggini, mana nak tau jawab"

3. " haaaa? ari tu tice cakap lain".

4. "Laaaaaaaaaaaa... macam ini ke soalannya, tak tau pun".

Lastly,

"ada ke tice ajar yang ini? saya tak ingat pun".

Sekian saja.

Saya tak marah sebenarnya.

Ini pulak versi terjemahan.

2011-10-14T12:59:00.000+08:00

Ini pula terjemahannya kalau pening nak baca Bahasa Omputeh.

Hanya selepas beberapa bulan menasihatkan ahli-ahlinya supaya melayan para suami seperti pelacur, dan mengundang banyak kecaman, Kelab Isteri Taat Malaysia menimbulkan kontroversi lagi apabila menerbitkan Panduan Berjimak Cara Islam.

Buku kecil setebal 115 halaman ini bakal menerima kecaman daripada orang Islam dan bukan Islam, mendedahkan lelaki Islam boleh berjimak bersama ke-empat-empat isterinya serentak. Mengikut syariah Islam, lelaki Islam boleh beristeri empat, jika berkemampuan.

Kelab ini mencetuskan bantahan dalam kalangan persatuan wanita dan pihak jabatan agama sejak ditubuhkan pada bulan Jun. Mereka mendakwa mempunyai 1000 orang ahli.

Menteri Pembangunan Wanita, Keluarga dan Masyarakat, Shahrizat Abdul Jalil mengarahkan pihak berkaitan untuk memantau kelab ini supaya tidak "mengelirukan" minda generasi muda. Pun begitu, Shahrizat menyatakan bahawa kerajaan tiada kuasa untuk mengehadkan aktiviti kelab ini, "lagipun, kita adalah sebuah negara demokrasi", katanya lagi.

Antara organisasi yang mengecam kelab ini ialah Wanita MCA, yang meluluskan cadangan bahawa saranan kelab itu sebagai penghinaan kepada wanita dan hak asasi manusia.

Di dalam ruangan kata pengantar, buku ini menyatakan, kajian menunjukkan bahawa para isteri hanya memberikan 10% sahaja dalam hubungan kelamin. Buku ini mengandungi penerangan terperinci tentang proses berjimak, termasuklah meramas payudara, dan satu bab tentang, " Bagaimana menjadikan seks sebagai Ibadah".

Menurut buku ini, jimak diharuskan oleh Allah dan perlu untuk melahirkan kehidupan baru.

''You [God] have said that all these acts are halal, pure, beautiful and like a prayer [between man and wife],'' it says. (psstt yang ni saya kena check Quran, kang kalau salah berdosa pulak)

Pada bulan Jun yang lalu, ahli kelab ini mengatakan mereka akan menubuhkan cawangan di negara Asia lain termasuklah negara yang mempunyai penganut agama Islam terbesar, Indonesia.

Namun begitu penubuhan cawangan kurang mendapat sokongan selepas polisinya dikritik oleh beberapa pertubuhan Islam.

Menurut media Malaysia, kelab ini mempunyai hubungan dengan sebuah pertubuhan agama yang telah diharamkan oleh kerajaan sejak 20 tahun dulu.

Jun lalu, Naib Presiden Kelab, Dr Rohaya Mohamad, mencetuskan kritikan apabila beliau menasihatkan para isteri memberi layanan seperti "pelacur kelas pertama" kepada suami jika mahu rumahtangga kekal.

Buku ini disebarkan di Malaysia pada masa radikal Islam sedang mengembangkan sayap ke Asia melalui pertubuhan yang dikenali sebagai Hizbut Tahrir, yang telah berjaya menarik ramai golongan Islam pertengahan termasuklah ahli perniagaan, peguam dan surirumahtangga.

Cawangan organisasi ini di Indonesi mempunya beratus ribu ahli. Hizbut Tahrir berhasrat untuk menyatukan semua negara Islam di seantero dunia dengan menerima pakai undang-undang shariah.

Walaupun telah diharamkan dibeberapa negara termasuk Pakistan dan Bangladesh, Hizbut Tahrir beroperasi secara terbuka di Australia.

p.s - spt biasa saya tiada komen, saya translate saja ok

Udah buku seks pulak dah... (versi asal)

2011-10-14T09:40:00.004+08:00

Ni saya pinjam daripada laman web Sydney Morning Herald.

Now a sex guide from Malaysia's Obedient Wives

Lindsay Murdoch

October 14, 2011

A member of Malaysia's Obedient Wives Club. Photo: Reuters

JUST months after telling its members to serve their husbands better than prostitutes, prompting widespread criticism, the Obedient Wives Club of Malaysia has stirred further controversy by publishing a guide to Islamic sex.

The 115-page pocket-sized book, which will outrage many Muslims and non-Muslims, says a Muslim man can have sex with all of his wives at the same time. Under strict Islamic tradition a man have can up to four wives if he can provide for them all.

The club prompted an outcry from women's groups and Islamic religious authorities when it was established in June, claiming to have 1000 members.

Malaysia's Minister for Women, Family and Community Development, Shahrizat Abdul Jalil, asked government officials to monitor the club to ensure it would not ''muddle'' the minds of Malaysia's younger generation. But Ms Shahrizat said the government could not restrict the club's activities, saying ''we are, after all, a democratic country''.

Among organisations that condemned the club was the Wanita Malaysian Chinese Association, which passed a motion describing its advice to women as an insult to their basic human rights.

In its foreword, the book says studies showed women gave their husbands only 10 per cent of what men desired of their wives' bodies. It contains explicit sex details, including fondling of a breast, and one chapter deals with ''how sex becomes worship''.

The book says sex is sanctioned by God and is intended to make a new life.

''You [God] have said that all these acts are halal, pure, beautiful and like a prayer [between man and wife],'' it says.

In June, club members said they planned to set up chapters in other Asian nations, including predominantly Muslim Indonesia.

But there has been little support for an expansion of the club after criticism of its policies by a number of Muslim groups.

Malaysian media have reported the club has links to a religious cult banned by the Malaysian government 20 years ago.

In June, the club's vice-president, Dr Rohaya Mohamad, prompted criticism when she advised women to behave like a ''first-class whore'' while in the company of their husbands if they wanted their marriage to succeed.

The book is circulating in Malaysia at a time that radical Islam is expanding across Asia through a movement called Hizbut Tahrir, which is attracting many middle-class Muslims, including businessmen, lawyers and mothers.

The organisation's Indonesian chapter has hundreds of thousands of members. Hizbut Tahrir wants to unite all Muslim countries in a globe-spanning bloc ruled by strict sharia law.

Although banned in some countries, including Pakistan and Bangladesh, Hizbut Tahrir is operating openly in Australia.

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Tepen!!

2011-10-13T14:47:00.002+08:00

Another Tepen trip yesterday.

For a day course in Hotel Seri Malaysia.

I didn't snap any pic tho.

Once, saya pernah jugak bercita-cita dah duduk di Taiping, or Tepen as the quaint town fondly pronounced as among the Perakian. Saya pun pernah bercita-cita nak duduk di Alaska jugak lepas tengok pilem "The Proposal", saya ada banyak cita-cita yang belum tercapai sebenarnya, but that's another story...

The course was superb!.

Serious!. I don't mind spend RM30 for toll fare and another RM50 for fuel for such an excellent, well done info.

Sebenarnya cerita ni tak kena mengena sangat pun, tapi saya nak jugak tulis, napa eh hotel tu macam tu? This is the 3rd time I went to HSM Taiping. Firstly, was in 2007 (rasanyala), then a year later kot. At that time I took the nieces and nephews to Taiping Zoo.

This time around I did not stay there, so could not say anything about the room and service. It just that I don't see any improvement on the food and beverage. How much was per head allocation? The food was ermmmmmmmmm... not so appealing to the eyes and taste. So to speak.

Sekian sajalah komplen saya hari ni.

kalau ada sedara mara di HSM, Taiping tolongla sampaikan.

Tapinya kalau saya pergi Tepen, HSM tu tetap jugak jadi pilihan for safety reason. hehehhe

Bonus sebulan gaji- Belanjawan 2012

2011-10-07T19:06:00.003+08:00

gambar dipinjam dari beritasemasa.com

Ermmm...

Beria-ia tengok belanjawan.

Last-last yang itu je saya ingat.

Ngan skim persaraan untuk swasta.

Lagi satu bantuan persekolahan RM100 untuk setiap pelajar ... tapi ada syaratnya kot.

Dan tiada yuran persekolahan mulai 2012 *rolling eyes but no comments*

Sebenarnya saya nak tengok sangat berapa juta peruntukan untuk pendidikan.

Boleh terlepas pulak.

Emosi saya terganggu sikit, bila ada insentif yang saya dah lupa berapa jumlahnya untuk menarik pelajar asing ke Malaysia.

Agaknya saya "terpedaya" sangat dengan berita kebejatan sosial pelajar berkulit hitam jadi saya tak suka betul penambahan yang sekufu dengannya.

Steve Jobs - achievements

2011-10-07T16:40:00.002+08:00

Kepada sesiapa yang bersekolah rendah sewaktu tahun 1980-an mesti ingat lagi nama Gottlieb Daimler, Henry Ford, John MacAdam dan Lord Townsend.

Tak ingat?

Ala... mesti cikgu korang tak garang macam cikgu sejarah saya. Asal salah jawab je mesti kena cubit, tak tahan. Kalau cikgu tu mengajar lagi sekarang, gamaknya naik turun mahkamah dah dia ni. Maklumlah mak-bapak sekarang emosional lebih sikit kalau anak dia didenda. Zaman saya dulu, kalau mengadu ngan mak bapak, bukan nak kesiankan anak, lagi dia pergi ke sekolah suruh cikgu tu cubit lagi kot. Jadi nak memudahkan cerita, baiklah saya baca buku. Selalu saya dapat A la masa ujian, agaknya kot, buku Rekod Kemajuan dah hilang.

Jadi inilah nama-nama yang mengisi buku Sejarah Darjah 4.

Macam hebat je saya rasa, bila baca sumbangan deme ni.

Masa tu duk fikir, apa rasanya kalau hidup di zaman legenda ni ya?

Tak terlintas di fikiran satu hari saya (dan korang jugak ye) akan hidup sezaman dengan legenda juga.

Steve Jobs.

Ini gambonya - dipinjam dari sini

Inilah cerita kejayaannya, yang berjaya mengubah lanskap dunia. Sengaja saya terjemah dalam bahasa Perak yang mudah.

Beginilah ceritanya

1974 - Steve Jobs dengan kawannya, Steve Wozniak bekerojesama bina perintis kepada segala video game yang tajuknya "Breakout at Atari".

'Kot lepas tu dia tak buat apa-apapun,teman akan ngatekan, 'Yob le orang paling bijak di dunia sejak 100 taun lepeh'' kata penulis kolum kat AOL Money (namanya terdelete pulak)

1976 - Jobs ngan Wozniak menubuhkan Syarikat Apple kat sebuah garaj di Lembah Silikon. Deme membuat dan menjuei koputer yang direka dek Wozniak. Dalam masa beberapa bulan aje, Jobs berjaya juei 50 komputer pada kedai elektronik kat tempat tu. Ce le kome bayangkan, Syarikat Apple tengah menuju kearah menjuei satu daripa komputer yang popular.

1984 - Lepeh je melawat syarikat XErox PARC yang terkenal dengan R&D, nengok pulak prototaip graphical user interface yang gunakan tetikus dan sistem tunjuk dan klik,Jobs menambaik baik konsep tu dan digunakan dalam Macintosh - komputer pertama yang yang menggunapakai command line interface.

1985 - Jobs ditendang keluo daripada Syarikat Apple dalam perebutan jawatan antara Ahli Lembaga Pengarah. Lepeh itu Jobs ngatale, 'itulah perkara yang terbaik pernah saya alami' sebabnya lepeh tu dia tubuhkan pulak Syarikat

NeXT, yang lepeh tu jadi asas pada sistem operasi (OS) syarikat Apple yang modern.

1986 - Jobs membeli Jabatan Grafik di Syarikat Lucasfilm Limited. Tujuannya dia nak bina teknik animasi komputer. Dia tuko namanya kepada Pixar, dan terbitkan filem yang pertama mempersembahkan komputer animasi dalam tahun 1995. Tajuknya Toy Story. (Ada kome cakap tengkiu Steve lepeh nengok pilem tu?)

1996 - Jobs rujuk semula dengan Syarikat Apple yang sedang nazak dan hampir muflis. Dia menggariskan satu strategi berdasarkan pembangunan produk yang menggabungkan gaya hidup digital. (Panjang ayatnya karang kome tak paham, jadi teman pendek-pendekkan). Produk itu bakal membolehkan media, komunikasi dan data boleh diakses dengan menggunakan peranti jaringan perhubungan.

1998 - Apple memperkenalkan iMac, komputer semua-dalam-satu yang sangat berpengaruh.

2001 - Apple memperkenalkan pulak iPod, pemain media mudah alih yang mirip dengan software iTunes. iTunes dengan pantas menguasai pasaran muzik atas talian, dan iPod pula dengan percaturan bijak memberi "hukuman mati kepada cakera padat. Dalam masa tujuh tahun aje, Syarikat Apple udah menjuei 10 bilion lagu melalui gedung iTunes.

2007 - Apple memperkenalkan iPhone, peranti mudah alih yang menggunakan kawalan sentuh-skrin dan telunjuk yang pertama dijual untuk pasaran awam. Ate, iPhone ni udahle mencetuskan revolusi industri telefon pintar dan menjana berbilion dolar keuntungan mana idaknya 130 juta unit dijual di seantero dunia. Dijangka pulak tahun ni dapat jual 84 juta unit dan mungkin tahun depan depan 120 juta unit.

2010 - Apple mengumumkan tentang iPad, komputer tablet yang gunakan sistem sentuh-skrin sama macam iPhone dan sekelip mata berjaya secara mendadak serta mengubah sama sekali pasaran komputer peribadidi dunia . Apple berjaya menjual 500,000 iPad pada minggu pertama ia dilancarkan dan dijangka menjual 30 juta unit tahun ini.

Kot tak paham bahasa teman boleh baca Bahasa Inggeris kat sini

Cerita hantu

2011-10-06T22:07:00.003+08:00

Boleh je makan kat mana-mana pun,

tapi hari ini Arif dan saya dengan poyonya makan kat Subang Jaya.

nantila upload gambar makanan kurang garam, kurang kolestrol tu.

Bila balik hari dah Maghrib.

"Betul ke hotel XYXY tu berhantu?" Arif tanya.

"Mana nak tau..." saya cuak nak jawab.

"Tapi ko penah duduk situ dulu kan" Arif tanya lagi.

"Tu kat Kuantan, elok je" saya jawab beria.

"Konfem kot, hotel tu la tapi yang kat Fraser Hill" Arif konfiden je cerita, sebab rakan sekerja dia dulu kerja kat situ.

"Dik, kita sambung esokla.. nanti ko nak balik, lagi takut" hahaha saya penakut.

TAK SABAR nak tunggu esok petang, Arif balik kerja dan sambung cerita hantu dia.

tu je la. Sekian

You've work hard, that's all I care about

2011-10-05T11:30:00.002+08:00

My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure.
Abraham Lincoln

Bagus eh kata-kata di atas ni.

Abraham Lincoln memang la bagus.

So, huh?

"Nanti jangan lupa eh tanda jawapan kat kertas soalan" saya pesan ngan the kids.

Diorang pun tanda la..

dan saya pun semak.

Hmm..

Suffice to say, I am so heartbroken, so emotionally upset.

Gosh!!! I need to drain off this unwanted feelings.

This sale looks tempting.

Jom!

Diorang ni risau ke tak?

2011-10-04T18:03:00.002+08:00

Hari ni PMR.

Saya gelabah sikit.

Tidur pun tak berapa lena.

Pagi-pagi jumpa Qila.

Nampak dia pun gelabah juga.

Jumpa Linda, As, Era, Ikah dan ramai lagi.

Masing masing gelabah.

Senyum pun sumbing sambang je.

Biasala, nak exam, sapa yang tak gelabah.

Besok paper saya.

Uishhh lagi saya gelabah.

Nanti kalau dapat teruk, orang akan kata cikgu dia tak pandai mengajar.

Saya balik lewat, dan lepas Asar pergi semula ke tempat kerja.

Manalah tau kalau ada the kids yang perlukan bantuan saya.

Dipertengahan jalan terserempak dengan Didie yang dah lama tak pergi sekolah.

Dia budak SPM.

Saya marah-marah sekejap. Dia ketawa macam tak ada apa-apa.

"Alaaa teacher rindu saya la tu," dia cakap. "Sikit-sikit ada la jugak" saya jawab pendek-pendek.

Saya jalan terus.

Nampak pulak bebudak tengah melepak.

"Engkau suruh adik tu balik SEKARANG!" rasanya orang kampung yang nampak saya mesti ingat saya kerja Pengawal Penjara.

PoYob, Fahmi Ahmad dan Fahmi Hassan dengan muka tak bersalah melepak bersama pelajar Form 4 dan Form 5.

"Teacher bila nak belanja?" tanya Faizol yang dah berpindah ke sekolah lain sejak awal tahun ini.

Mood saya tak baik, jadi saya cuma kasi je duit. Dia terkejut dan tak nak, dia cakap dia main-main saja.

Saya tak ada masa nak main-main.

Saya hangin tahap gaban.

"Ambik sekarang duit ni, pas tu suruh adik-adik tu balik study, kalau tak dengan awak-awak sekali saya hempuk". Saya cakap dengan sangat garang.

Saya sangat marah sebenarnya.

So what if it wasn't 12 millions?

2011-10-03T21:42:00.002+08:00

Sometimes, I do read all those gossip webbie. Out of boredom, i might say.

When a divorcee re-married, I found it irritating when the ex(es) giving such nasty comments.

Be a sport! Life is too short to be such a wet blanket.

Some things in life are better left unsaid.

Or maybe to be discussed in court only. Pick your choice.

As I had nothing better to do last night, I read here.

Interesting comment, since he mentioned he was an accountant before.

Sama macam Raja Muda Perak, Raja Nazrin Shah (pergh!!! tiba-tiba), saya rasa sangat kurang cerdik kalau buat majlis kahwin besar-besaran dengan duit orang lain pula tu.

(Sebenarnya ayat suratkhabar yang saya googled dated May 12, 2007 "KUALA LUMPUR, May 12 (Bernama) -- The Raja Muda of Perak, Raja DrNazrin Shah, has politely declined state allocation for his wedding ..)

See...

That's what we called true gentleman errr .. prince (charming).

Speaking about the comments from Encik Baju Merah on 12k wedding, I found it hilarious!.

I found it even more hilarious when the bridegroom's sister claimed that (you know.. after all the yada.. yada) (see— MALAYs ..stop NEGATIVITY & jealousy-correct ur mind set, please!!!…

Ermmmm...

Jealousy?

I re-read all the Encik Baju Merah's status updates twice.

Couldn't find any trace of jealousy.

In fact he was speaking from his experienced as a well-travelled chef and organizing a modest wedding for his only daughter couple of years ago.

I called it modest, because like a true gentleman, he also declined any sedekah and prefer to use his hard earned money.

Kenapa ye bila somebody beg to differ, they are accused of being jealous and having a wrong mindset?

Dah baca paper?

2011-10-02T19:45:00.002+08:00

Lain padang lain belalang ke.

Banyak udang, banyak garam kan?

Walaupun ada akhbar dalam talian, saya tetap nak baca suratkhabar tradisional.

Feel lain macam sket.

Tadi lepas Uda, saya plan nak keluar beli paper.

Hah! tak jumpa kunci plak dah.

Dari Zohor sampai Maghrib saya cari.

Kejap tadi baru jumpa.

Maluke kalau dah malam baru nak beli paper?

Entah.. saya nak survey dulu, harap-harap Aci tu x ikat lagi paper hari ni.

psstt: gambar dari google

2011-10-02T17:21:00.002+08:00

Tetiba jumpa gambar-gambar dalam pen drive.

Ni Short trip ke Mini Indonesia. With sisters and mommy.
Lokasi wajib, kat Taman Wisata Tangkuban Perahu. Mak saya dah letih berjalan, saya pun sama.
Sudahnya amik gambar dalam van. Gila tak best.
Dan kat kedai jajan.
Juga kat airport sebelum berlepas...

Sisterhood

2011-10-01T22:41:00.003+08:00

When I first met Kak Non and Kak Rozi, tak tau pulak bila saya dalam kesusahan, mereka berdua akan berlari-lari datang menolong (figurative speaking ye adik-adik, jangan dok imagine kakak ni berlari dengan jubah beli kat Turki diorang tu pulak).

I got to know them in 2006, during a short trip to West Sumatera.

Funny, padahal tempat kerja dekat je.. x pernah terserempak pun.

Tak bercakap sangat masa tu, sebab saya pendiam orangnya hehe.

2 tahun kemudian, saya terjumpa semula ngan Kak Non kat Chiengmai. Kali ni adala amik gambar sesama, tapi hard disk corrupt, habis semua gambar tu. Setahun lepas tu, jumpa Kak Rozi kat Beijing, again, ada lah jugak ambik gambar, tapi kalau cari sure tak jumpa.

Selepas tu we never keep in touch, until something awful arose.

Glad they were there.

Since Uda slept at 12A on Thursday night, I asked Kak Non to come along.

It was hillarious, because last year they performed their umrah together (saya tak ikut).

Macam cerita, we were so sorry when Kak Non had to go home.

On Friday, Kak Rozi invited us for makan-makan.

Again, spent some time reminisced our previous trip.

Thats it.

tak taulah bila nak jumpa lagi.

Apsal Tabung Haji x panggil saya pun?

2011-09-28T20:24:00.003+08:00

Saya nak sangat g Mekah sejak berumur 8 tahun.

Masa tu ada wayang penerangan yang guna layar putih besor tu datang.

Kemain lagi saya dan adik beradik pergi tengok malam-malam tu.

Balik rumah saya cakap ngan ayah saya.

"Dua rengget je nak g Mekah".

Ayah saya ketawa, mak saya jegil mata.

Saya nak nangis. Apsal diorang tak caya saya cakap?

Banyak kali saya tengok kat wayang tu dia ulang-ulang cakap, "Cuma DUA RINGGIT saja".

Besoknya orang Tabung Haji datang ke sekolah.

Ayah saya kasi dua rengget. Saya pun register.

Rupanya du rengget tu untuk register je.

Sampai sekarang tak pergi haji pun.

30 tahun kemudian, ayah saya dah pun meninggal dunia.

Tahun ni saya pun tanya soalan yang sama,

soalan kecik hati.

Me:Apsal Tabung Haji tak panggil, patutnya tahun ni. X Acila..

Uda: Ko register bila?

Me: Lepas balik umrah itu hari.

Uda: Turn ko tahun 20** la.. memandai je..

Me: ye ker? orang ingat tahun ni.

Uda: 20**... (suara malas nak layan).

Orang cakap, kalau kita nak sangat Allah akan mudahkan jalan.

Saya tak kaya macam SitiNurhaliza, jadi saya sangat harap bila turn saya sampai,

janganla Tabung Haji skipped nama saya pulak.

Sekian, selamat menunaikan haji kepada semua jemaah.

Kenang daku dalam doamu ye!

Mood berangin-angin

2011-09-28T19:35:00.003+08:00

Bosan betul kalau tak dipedulikan. hmmpshhh.

Jadi pagi tadi saya tanya kat the kids who skipped my class on Monday.

Me: Napa tak datang? Kecik hati saya tau..

A: Lerrr kata hari Khamis...

Me: Buat intensifla, Isnin dan Khamis, dah pesan kan..

B: Mana nak tau. Takde sapa cakap pun.

Linda: Wehhhhhhhhhhhhh jangan nak tipu, saya dah cakap dah Ce*

Me: Tu, Linda cakap dah cakap... sampai hati awak..

A: Dia tipu Ce*, mana ada cakap.

The mana-ada-ehakudahcakapye-ehmanaada-ehada-koberlakondepanCe*kan- kind of things went on for few minutes. Budak-budak macam tu la.

Jadi hari ini, kebanyakan mereka tak keluar waktu rehat, sebab kerja tak siap. Kami makan beberapa biji muffin yang saya buat semalam sebab Arif datang ke 12A.

Diorang cakap sedap. Biasalah budak-budak ambik hati.

"Oh ye ke? Besok I masak lagi tau, untuk budak2 extra class tu. Harap-harap diorang pun suka nanti" saya cakap sambil berharap diorang akan sampaikan pada bebudak tu. Sangat-sangat berharap.

Sekejap tadi saya masak blueberry muffin. Bebudak suka yang colourful, jadi saya campakkan bertih gula berwarna-warni tu,
Sempat saya menghabiskan satu. Macam ok kot. Makan ngan ayo nescafe, memang cekodok pun jadi sedap.

Sengaja saya taruk dalam cawan kertas bintang-bintang.

Harapan saya pun setinggi bintang-bintang tu jugak..

K Pop tu apa?

2011-09-27T22:20:00.003+08:00

Masa kat sekolah dulu saya and the gang, gila habis kat NKOTB. Siap boleh nyanyila, dance move pun tiru jugak, tapi x berapa menjadi.

Sebenarnya nyanyi pun x berapa nak kena pitchingnya, tapi belasah je, janji ada bunyi sikit-sikit cukupla.

Masa kat uni, dah zaman hindustan plak dah. Siap hafal jugak lagunya. Ada lak tu tulis dalam roman. Belasah je.

Pas tu dah masuk IndoSongsFever. Start ngan Sheila on 7 la kot. Yang ni senang sket nak nyanyi. Biarla tersumbang pun...

Tetiba sekarang KPop tengah meletup-letup.

Drama korea pun meletup sekali.

Sebenarnya kan, saya x paham apa yang best, sebab errr saya rasa band boy dia macam tak berapa nak manly sangat.

Itu ajela..

Tak paham saya napa orang sanggup berhabis duit g konsert yang mahal tu hahhah

sekian. jangan marah ye

whether r never

2011-09-27T17:34:00.001+08:00

Semalam saya buat extra class for 13 selected students. 3 orang je datang.

"Takkan kitaorang je Ce*?" asked Aindatul.

"Ok apa, x rasa ke kita ni macam belajar kat U?" saya tanya diorang balik, sambil makan 3 biji epal, yang sepatutnya diberi pada kanak-kanak yang sepatutnya datang tapi diorang tak mau datang jadi terpaksa saya makan lebih.. Benci betul!

Kelas seterusnya ialah Khamis ni, saya rasa saya akan bawak cupcakes, harap-haraplah diorang datang semua, kalau tak gemuk la saya nanti.

Pagi tadi ada kelas.

Dah hujung-hujung ni, buat short test la yang paling bagus.

"Kenapa kami x dapat pun paper?" asked a boy who should remain nameless after he spent around 15 minutes bersembang ngan kawan-kawan dia.

"Sebab awak tak nak buat pun, kan?" Ada jeda di situ.

Saya sangat berharap dia cakap, "ehhh... mestilah nak buat kan dah nak exam ni" kind of thing.

Instead, diorang sambung bersembang semula.

Kalaulah hati tu macam buah badam, hati saya misti macam badam kisar yang kalau dicantumkan semula pun tak mungkin boleh inti dalam biskut almond london.

Seploh minit kemudian Hafizi approached me, "Ce* saya nak buat, kasi paper boleh?".

Hushhh... tiba-tiba hati saya kembang sikit macam almond nips.

Cuma setakat itu sajalah.

Saya pujuk hati sendiri, dari 12 orang, cuma 5 orang saja yang tak mahu buat latihan. Mana tahu yang lagi 6 orang tu akan dapat flying colours nanti.

Tapi saya tetap sedeyyyy...

Kalau suara saya sedap, macam Beyonce,

misti saya nyanyi lagu di bawah ni.

exam fever (rasanya la)

2011-09-26T00:22:00.003+08:00

Orang peduli ke kalau saya kata saya sedikit busy this week?

Macam tak je kan.

PMR lagi x berapa hari, therefore, janganlah ada orang yang gedik nak buat lawak, misti saya hangin jam-jam itu jugak.

Tak, saya tak ambik PMR.

The kids do.

Most of my free time, duk melayan diorang.

Cecekgu lain pun begitu jugak.

Hari Selasa ada extra class, all the boys were absent.

On Wednesday I warned them," kalau dapat markah lebih rendah dari orang lain, SIAP eh!". Pas tu ada short test.

Hari Khamis cuti sakit.

Hari Jumaat ada sorang tu tanya, sakit betul-betul ke saja-saja?

Sangat bangang itu orang. Free je kena maki di pagi Jumaat.

Btw sijil cuti sakit tu saya dapat dari hospital gomen.

Takla, saya tak cakap ngan dia macam tu, saya cuma cakap, "cubalah jangan buat dosa" dan kasi dia pandangan ko-nak-kena-terajang-cakap-la-lagi.

Told u, this is not the right time nak buat lawak.

Friday was quite hectic, cover keje hari Khamis.

Slept @#18. Macam best.

Kinda naik hangin on Saturday morning coz a fren yang janji nak g to another fren's open house, giving such a crap nak mengenselkan dirinya.

"kan kita dah janji ngan dia, xper ke? " saya tanya.

Jawapannya betul-betul membuatkan saya rasa nak pangkah dia seumur hidup. Atau mungkinkah ketensionan bebudak nak exam membuatkan saya pun cepat sangat naik hangin.

Glad Baby could spend some time to accompany me. Glad Jie give d accurate directions.

Glad I attend d open house, coz the host, already tapau some of my favourite cookies beforehand. Dah 20tahun x jumpa! but she still knows my fav. Sangat terharu la..Agaknya kalau saya x datang, mahu kot dia pangkah saya seumur hidup jugak.

Had gathering with Adnan's clan at night, (wunnerful!!!)then slept at Baby's crib.

So today, we had Arabian food for lunch (I had lamb kabsah.. Abby- Chicken Kabsah and Mas had something to do with lamb but much more expensive than ours Yummy!!). Then, headed to a bakery shop, bought plenty of things I could live without!. After that, accompany Mas, Abby's housemate to buy lamps at Nilai3. While waiting for her, again I bought many things I could live without which didn't come cheap. *sigh*

Before went home, had dinner with Along at Shah Alam.

It was 11.10p.m when I finally switched on 12A kitchen lamp.

Not to cook.. I m on diet (ye sangatla tu)..

Cuma menyusun segala datuk nenek yang saya beli hari ni, sambil-sambil tu saya memarahi diri sendiri, kenapala saya beli dua set pinggan mangkuk Claytan satu bunga kecik2 kaler lilac, satu lagi bunga warna oren padahal sebenarnya saya nak beli yang corak bunga sepit udang je, tapi dah habis.

Blame it on exam fever!

Magical Monday

2011-09-19T22:21:00.002+08:00

Nak amik gambar, tapi bateri kamera conked out.

Monday always such a hectic day for me.

Someone asked me this morning, "hey we haven't speak much these day eh?"

I think it was kind of rude when I mumbled back, "sure does, have to rush for class seh".

The thing is, apa saja la nak disembangkan?

Especially on Monday.

HONESTLY, talk shop was never my forte.

So tired to talk-talk la..

May be that's d reason why haven't receive any gift from anyone, in the past couple of month.

Macam sedeyy je.

Then tiba-tiba Feza kasi sepasang brooch yang comel dan cantik. Serious tak pernah tengok pattern ni sebelum ni. Alkisahnya, last week, we were talking about something when I realized I was being rude.

Me: Eh awak perasan x norizan adnan macam kurang sopan bercakap tapi tak pandang muka awak?

Feza: x perla...

Me: Ni semua salah brooch awak, cantik sangat, sampai kita tak boleh nak tengok muka awak.

Feza: ye ke? hehhehe

Dan pagi ni dia hadiahkan saya sepasang, yang sebijik macam brooch dia yang saya suka sangat tu.

Magic eh?

Longkang punya cerita

2011-09-18T22:27:00.004+08:00

How many people were nostalgic about longkang (drain)?

Ce angkat tangan.. Ada ke?

Hujan lebat petang tadi dan saya pun mengambil kesempatan mencuci longkang.

Dah bertahun saya nak beli getah paip tu so that I could clean the drain more often tapi tiap kali lalu depan kedai hardware lidah saya kelu. Cess!!

Sambil saya berhempas pulas mencuci longkang ketika hujan lebat tu, I was thinking, what would Makcik say if she saw the state of 12A drains?

Makcik was our house owner in my uni year and her own house is within walking distance from ours, so sangat rajinla dia datang. Baik hati Makcik ni, kalau kita komplen apa-apa cepat je dia datang.

Satu hari longkang tersumbat. Makcik datang, entah.. bawak plumber kot, saya jarang ada kat rumah, jadi tak tau la cerita sangat. Elok kejap kot, pas tu tersumbat lagi, dan lagi dan lagi...

Last2 Makcik tu je la yang datang dan cuci longkang. Masa Makcik tu buat housemates saya tolongla. Saya? Tolong tengok je.

Then, pas tu saya pulak take over keje Makcik tu. Saya tension kalau longkang tersumbat. Lagipun saya tension sebab lepas Subuh takder citer best-best kat tv. Housemates saya lak kebanyakannya pesen sembahyang Subuh awal-awal dan pas tu tidur. Jadi saya takder kawan nak berbual, saya pun cuci la longkang.

Saya pilih awal pagi cuci longkang sebab boleh keluar pakai singlet ngan seluar pendek (sangat tak beriman). Saya bukan ada banyak baju, karang kotor, bukan ada baju ganti pun. Besides, waktu pagi bukan ada orang nampak.

Kecuali Makcik.

Satu pagi dia datang. Tak ingatlah apa halnya. Then dia balik, Saya memang tak peramah, tak pelawa pun Makcik minum kopi ke apa.

Makcik tu tak cakap apa-apa pun ngan saya, dia cuma bercakap dengan kawan-kawan saya je. Diorang kata (kalau diorang tipu, maka yang baca blog ni pun kena tipu la jugak), dia puji melambung la kat saya, sikit-sikit sebut nama saya, sikit2 nama saya lagi, diorang la kata.

Tapi takat itu je la. bila dia pilih menantu, dia pilih kawan saya.

Hahahahha... eh xder kena mengena.

Tu la, dalam hujan lebat tu, teringat plak ngan Makcik, sihat ke dia. Kalau dia tengok longkang 12A sebelum dicuci tadi, mesti dia nyesal sebab puji saya beria-ia 12 tahun dulu.